| #110 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 7 |
| #137 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 6 |
| #46 | BGE merchandise order form | 66 |
| #240 | BGE pocket calendar | 3 |
| #227 | BGE shotglass | 29 |
| #235 | BGE temporary tattoo | 4 |
| #118 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 8 |
| #5 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 79 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #751 | CRIMBCO mug | 13 |
| #81 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 23 |
| #58 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 28 |
| #886 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #306 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 2 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #135 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #311 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 6 |
| #122 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 4 |
| #191 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 2 |
| #176 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 2 |
| #177 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 2 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #234 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 12 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #295 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 7 |
| #311 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 2 |
| #352 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 4 |
| #330 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 5 |
| #313 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 2 |
| #333 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 5 |
| #254 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #20 | Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs | 1 |
| #57 | Frosty's nailbat | 2 |
| #1288 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #850 | Jack-in-the-box | 4 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #519 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 4 |
| #304 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #403 | SPF 451 lip balm | 5 |
| #322 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 10 |
| #352 | The Joy of Wassailing | 10 |
| #10 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 54 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #659 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #16 | Zombo's skullcap | 4 |
| #103 | almost-dead walkie-talkie | 9 |
| #367 | bag of lard | 3 |
| #351 | black eyedrops | 2 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #287 | bottle of pirate juice | 3 |
| #152 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 3 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #131 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #70 | candy kneecapping stick | 22 |
| #78 | candy knuckles | 21 |
| #1483 | canteen of wine | 4 |
| #333 | chocolate cigar | 5 |
| #41 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 20 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #191 | cyborg stompin' boot | 8 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #279 | dollhive | 37 |
| #1268 | elven limbos gingerbread | 5 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #64 | fancy chocolate car | 41 |
| #968 | festive holiday hat | 3 |
| #470 | [2426]fire flower | 2 |
| #31 | fist turkey outline | 1 |
| #282 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #683 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #274 | golden ring | 80 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #413 | iGoogly | 57 |
| #156 | immense cyborg hand | 13 |
| #20 | internet point | 10 |
| #1885 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #261 | jawbruiser | 9 |
| #257 | killing feather | 80 |
| #384 | laser-broiled pear | 23 |
| #134 | leather bookmark | 2 |
| #145 | licorice garrote | 12 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #845 | nanite-infested eggnog | 6 |
| #467 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 10 |
| #712 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #182 | nanofiber cloth | 34 |
| #1616 | oozenog | 3 |
| #193 | oversized fish scaler | 14 |
| #84 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #871 | patent leather shoes | 5 |
| #1138 | penguin thesaurus | 3 |
| #255 | polyalloy shield | 10 |
| #1079 | pulsing flesh | 3 |
| #805 | rigid carapace | 6 |
| #306 | robotronic egg | 82 |
| #253 | rogue swarmer | 102 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #277 | sawblade fragment | 82 |
| #598 | scented massage oil | 2 |
| #149 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 8 |
| #1003 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #177 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7028 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3069 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3111 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #207 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #6376 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #7049 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7678 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2410 | stuffed treasure chest | 3 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #121 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 5 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 6 |
| #70 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 6 |
| #81 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #2498 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #108 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 5 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #114 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 5 |
| #814 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #789 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #64 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 6 |
| #82 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6238 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic fax machine | 6 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4810 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #67 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 6 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #109 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 5 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #78 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 15 |
| #950 | twitching claw | 5 |
| #1606 | unstable DNA | 13 |
| #251 | unstable laser battery | 80 |
| #1543 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #370 | vibrating cyborg knife | 12 |
| #342 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 17 |