| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #132 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 2 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #692 | Bulky Buddy Box | 4 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #300 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 8 |
| #1233 | Crimbo candied pecan | 2 |
| #11 | Crimbo dog sweater | 3 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #530 | Frosty's frosty mug | 2 |
| #323 | Hodgman's blanket | 4 |
| #646 | Instant Karma | 6 |
| #303 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 4 |
| #87 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #887 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 5 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #254 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 3 |
| #439 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 10 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #110 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #930 | Valentine | 15 |
| #4 | Warehouse 23 crate | 1 |
| #95 | abandoned candy | 21 |
| #56 | ball-in-a-cup | 3 |
| #274 | big rock | 3 |
| #51 | bindle of joy | 2 |
| #1463 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #452 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 11 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #462 | black spot | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #82 | black sword | 55 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1673 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #164 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #1400 | box of sunshine | 129 |
| #275 | chrome sword | 3 |
| #61 | class five ecto-larva | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #29 | especially salty dog | 30 |
| #1311 | fake hand | 7 |
| #427 | filthy lucre | 91 |
| #171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
| #73 | hacked gibson | 1 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #136 | lewd playing card | 18 |
| #44 | llama lama cria | 2 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #970 | mauve striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #85 | metal meteoroid | 3 |
| #656 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #760 | off-white striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #57 | perfect ice cube | 19 |
| #22 | perfect old-fashioned | 58 |
| #380 | pixellated candy heart | 41 |
| #528 | plastic passion fruit | 2 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #548 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #549 | red paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #1077 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #639 | red striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #26 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #37 | sane hatrack | 2 |
| #167 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #49 | set of jacks | 3 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #37 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #66 | sturdy sword hilt | 3 |
| #59 | suspicious stocking | 1 |
| #121 | tin star | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #476 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 15 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #565 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 8 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 6 |
| #840 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 9 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #533 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 30 |
| #139 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 56 |
| #191 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 42 |
| #419 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 8 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic Felonia | 7 |
| #534 | tiny plastic G Imp | 13 |
| #1094 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 7 |
| #347 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 19 |
| #732 | tiny plastic Hellion | 10 |
| #941 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 8 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 4 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 6 |
| #1249 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 6 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #23 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 45 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #460 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 15 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #930 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 8 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 4 |
| #262 | tiny plastic The Man | 15 |
| #407 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 17 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #602 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 12 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 5 |
| #3294 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #928 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 8 |
| #1238 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 6 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic astronomer | 6 |
| #1505 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 12 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 12 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic beanbat | 5 |
| #416 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 10 |
| #915 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 19 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic blooper | 5 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 6 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #553 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 29 |
| #923 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 5 |
| #652 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 11 |
| #499 | tiny plastic demoninja | 14 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 5 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1228 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 6 |
| #400 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 17 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #489 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 32 |
| #1197 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 15 |
| #741 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 23 |
| #496 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 14 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic goth giant | 7 |
| #641 | tiny plastic grue | 26 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #1394 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 13 |
| #1960 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #508 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 14 |
| #425 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 36 |
| #1515 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 12 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #580 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #563 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 8 |
| #2854 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2174 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #507 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #925 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 8 |
| #671 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 25 |
| #965 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 8 |
| #490 | tiny plastic stab bat | 33 |
| #2229 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #141 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 52 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #1425 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 5 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #436 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 16 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic zmobie | 21 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #29 | very fancy whiskey | 9 |
| #14 | wax banana | 3 |
| #29 | wizard action figure | 2 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #96 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 41 |
| #880 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1948 | yellow snowcone | 2 |
| #775 | yellow striped oyster egg | 3 |