| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #130 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 2 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #690 | Bulky Buddy Box | 4 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #302 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 8 |
| #1237 | Crimbo candied pecan | 2 |
| #10 | Crimbo dog sweater | 3 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #288 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #527 | Frosty's frosty mug | 2 |
| #324 | Hodgman's blanket | 4 |
| #660 | Instant Karma | 6 |
| #302 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 4 |
| #88 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #138 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #411 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #989 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #893 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 5 |
| #319 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #178 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #448 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #255 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 3 |
| #442 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 10 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #109 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #932 | Valentine | 15 |
| #4 | Warehouse 23 crate | 1 |
| #95 | abandoned candy | 21 |
| #55 | ball-in-a-cup | 3 |
| #289 | big rock | 3 |
| #51 | bindle of joy | 2 |
| #1464 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #452 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 11 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #464 | black spot | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #82 | black sword | 55 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1672 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #165 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #1405 | box of sunshine | 129 |
| #277 | chrome sword | 3 |
| #61 | class five ecto-larva | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #29 | especially salty dog | 30 |
| #1308 | fake hand | 7 |
| #425 | filthy lucre | 91 |
| #171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
| #76 | hacked gibson | 1 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #135 | lewd playing card | 18 |
| #43 | llama lama cria | 2 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #971 | mauve striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #84 | metal meteoroid | 3 |
| #657 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #761 | off-white striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #133 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #59 | perfect ice cube | 19 |
| #23 | perfect old-fashioned | 58 |
| #381 | pixellated candy heart | 41 |
| #531 | plastic passion fruit | 2 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #549 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #549 | red paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #1078 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #639 | red striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #25 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #37 | sane hatrack | 2 |
| #168 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #48 | set of jacks | 3 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1708 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #38 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #66 | sturdy sword hilt | 3 |
| #58 | suspicious stocking | 1 |
| #121 | tin star | 2 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #477 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 15 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #567 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 8 |
| #775 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 6 |
| #842 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 9 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #535 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 30 |
| #140 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 56 |
| #191 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 42 |
| #420 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 8 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #653 | tiny plastic Felonia | 7 |
| #534 | tiny plastic G Imp | 13 |
| #1096 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 7 |
| #346 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 19 |
| #736 | tiny plastic Hellion | 10 |
| #944 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 8 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 4 |
| #1448 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5 |
| #1246 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 6 |
| #1251 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 6 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #23 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 45 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #461 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 15 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #933 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 8 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 4 |
| #263 | tiny plastic The Man | 15 |
| #409 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 17 |
| #1283 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #602 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 12 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 5 |
| #3305 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #930 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 8 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 6 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic astronomer | 6 |
| #1512 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 12 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 12 |
| #1452 | tiny plastic beanbat | 5 |
| #418 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 10 |
| #918 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 19 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic blooper | 5 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #1217 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 6 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3318 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #555 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 29 |
| #926 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 5 |
| #653 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 11 |
| #499 | tiny plastic demoninja | 14 |
| #1363 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #1453 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 5 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1230 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 6 |
| #400 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 17 |
| #2184 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #493 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 32 |
| #1200 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 15 |
| #743 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 23 |
| #498 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 14 |
| #974 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic goth giant | 7 |
| #645 | tiny plastic grue | 26 |
| #1720 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #1402 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 13 |
| #1964 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #508 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 14 |
| #426 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 36 |
| #1520 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 12 |
| #1239 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #579 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #564 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 8 |
| #2860 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #2172 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #508 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #931 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 8 |
| #675 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 25 |
| #967 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 8 |
| #491 | tiny plastic stab bat | 33 |
| #2236 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #143 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 52 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #1429 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 5 |
| #1832 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #436 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 16 |
| #2124 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic zmobie | 21 |
| #658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #30 | very fancy whiskey | 9 |
| #14 | wax banana | 3 |
| #28 | wizard action figure | 2 |
| #78 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #96 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 41 |
| #881 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1943 | yellow snowcone | 2 |
| #775 | yellow striped oyster egg | 3 |