| #3369 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #423 | Corpse Island iced tea | 12 |
| #753 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #1780 | Crimbuck | 80 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #192 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #229 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 2 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #262 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #437 | banana-frosted king cake | 6 |
| #163 | bazookafish bubble gum | 18 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #459 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #3613 | box of sunshine | 18 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #418 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 22 |
| #462 | candied yams | 20 |
| #467 | canteen of wine | 58 |
| #448 | cheap elven gloves | 10 |
| #602 | chewing gum on a string | 5 |
| #292 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 7 |
| #453 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 23 |
| #1348 | club necklace | 5 |
| #621 | corpse on the beach | 8 |
| #659 | corpsedriver | 7 |
| #315 | corpsetini | 16 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1595 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #1088 | elven limbos gingerbread | 8 |
| #977 | elven moonshine | 7 |
| #468 | elven socks | 10 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #1774 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #855 | festive holiday hat | 4 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #131 | gray bow tie | 43 |
| #309 | guy made of bee pollen | 10 |
| #2287 | handful of confetti | 13 |
| #441 | herbal stuffing | 18 |
| #118 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 70 |
| #1149 | jar of swamp gas | 3 |
| #944 | kneecapping stick | 9 |
| #667 | knuckle sandwich | 29 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #91 | left half of a heart necklace | 5 |
| #106 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 83 |
| #236 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1676 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #870 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #481 | oozenog | 7 |
| #190 | patent leather shoes | 33 |
| #100 | penguin thesaurus | 57 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #114 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 83 |
| #688 | pink glowstick | 3 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #421 | purple glowstick | 3 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1622 | robotronic egg | 6 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1488 | rogue swarmer | 40 |
| #1104 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 7 |
| #765 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 10 |
| #1523 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1484 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1703 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #698 | spade necklace | 10 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #333 | stick of "gum" | 6 |
| #787 | strange shiny disc | 2 |
| #1782 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 28 |
| #1679 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 30 |
| #1531 | stuffed angry cow | 33 |
| #1363 | stuffed astral badger | 38 |
| #1489 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 35 |
| #1466 | stuffed cocoabo | 34 |
| #2029 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 25 |
| #1682 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 31 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1248 | stuffed hand turkey | 41 |
| #1745 | stuffed mind flayer | 30 |
| #1861 | stuffed scary death orb | 28 |
| #1312 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 15 |
| #1479 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 35 |
| #1428 | stuffed snowy owl | 35 |
| #1499 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 35 |
| #475 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 17 |
| #1411 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 36 |
| #1712 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 30 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #2120 | stuffing | 2 |
| #114 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 81 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #59 | tattered paper crown | 5 |
| #955 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 8 |
| #962 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 8 |
| #962 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #2093 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #1500 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #1250 | tiny plastic G Imp | 6 |
| #1487 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 5 |
| #828 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 9 |
| #1067 | tiny plastic Hellion | 7 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 9 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #1054 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 7 |
| #1245 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 6 |
| #1250 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 6 |
| #1064 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 7 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #1225 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 6 |
| #2781 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1440 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 5 |
| #1437 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 5 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #752 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 10 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 5 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 12 |
| #1456 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 5 |
| #2136 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #1213 | tiny plastic beanbat | 6 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3305 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #1082 | tiny plastic blooper | 7 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 6 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1242 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 6 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic demoninja | 5 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1218 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 6 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2137 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #1242 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 6 |
| #2815 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1041 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 7 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #1423 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 5 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #6133 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1226 | tiny plastic scary clown | 6 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1451 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1735 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #931 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 8 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4018 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #1429 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 5 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1484 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #1705 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #1221 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 6 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #497 | tofurkey gravy | 18 |
| #472 | tofurkey leg | 18 |
| #777 | towel | 10 |
| #903 | unstable DNA | 46 |
| #1378 | unstable laser battery | 38 |
| #1487 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |