| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #422 | Corpse Island iced tea | 12 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #1779 | Crimbuck | 80 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #190 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #229 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 2 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #437 | banana-frosted king cake | 6 |
| #163 | bazookafish bubble gum | 18 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #459 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #3612 | box of sunshine | 18 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #417 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 22 |
| #461 | candied yams | 20 |
| #468 | canteen of wine | 58 |
| #448 | cheap elven gloves | 10 |
| #603 | chewing gum on a string | 5 |
| #292 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 7 |
| #453 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 23 |
| #1347 | club necklace | 5 |
| #618 | corpse on the beach | 8 |
| #656 | corpsedriver | 7 |
| #314 | corpsetini | 16 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1594 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #1088 | elven limbos gingerbread | 8 |
| #978 | elven moonshine | 7 |
| #468 | elven socks | 10 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #857 | festive holiday hat | 4 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #131 | gray bow tie | 43 |
| #306 | guy made of bee pollen | 10 |
| #2283 | handful of confetti | 13 |
| #441 | herbal stuffing | 18 |
| #117 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 70 |
| #1148 | jar of swamp gas | 3 |
| #943 | kneecapping stick | 9 |
| #667 | knuckle sandwich | 29 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #91 | left half of a heart necklace | 5 |
| #105 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 83 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1677 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #869 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #481 | oozenog | 7 |
| #190 | patent leather shoes | 33 |
| #100 | penguin thesaurus | 57 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #113 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 83 |
| #689 | pink glowstick | 3 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #421 | purple glowstick | 3 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1621 | robotronic egg | 6 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1489 | rogue swarmer | 40 |
| #1101 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 7 |
| #766 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 10 |
| #1521 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1476 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #695 | spade necklace | 10 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #334 | stick of "gum" | 6 |
| #787 | strange shiny disc | 2 |
| #1777 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 28 |
| #1673 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 30 |
| #1526 | stuffed angry cow | 33 |
| #1361 | stuffed astral badger | 38 |
| #1485 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 35 |
| #1461 | stuffed cocoabo | 34 |
| #2022 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 25 |
| #1672 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 31 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1243 | stuffed hand turkey | 41 |
| #1739 | stuffed mind flayer | 30 |
| #1856 | stuffed scary death orb | 28 |
| #1312 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 15 |
| #1474 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 35 |
| #1426 | stuffed snowy owl | 35 |
| #1496 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 35 |
| #472 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 17 |
| #1405 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 36 |
| #1709 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 30 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #113 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 81 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #59 | tattered paper crown | 5 |
| #955 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 8 |
| #961 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 8 |
| #961 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #1248 | tiny plastic G Imp | 6 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 5 |
| #827 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 9 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic Hellion | 7 |
| #834 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 9 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #1054 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 7 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 6 |
| #1249 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 6 |
| #1060 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 7 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #1222 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 6 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1436 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 5 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 5 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #751 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 10 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 5 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #582 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 12 |
| #1456 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 5 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #2862 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic beanbat | 6 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3298 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #1083 | tiny plastic blooper | 7 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 6 |
| #1753 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 6 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic demoninja | 5 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 6 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 6 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1039 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 7 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #1421 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 5 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic scary clown | 6 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1448 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #925 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 8 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2143 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #1425 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 5 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1479 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #1704 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #1219 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 6 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #496 | tofurkey gravy | 18 |
| #471 | tofurkey leg | 18 |
| #774 | towel | 10 |
| #903 | unstable DNA | 46 |
| #1379 | unstable laser battery | 38 |
| #1489 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |