| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #3371 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #509 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 4 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1640 | Boss Bat britches | 5 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #180 | Chroner | 407 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1212 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #585 | Crimbo Credit | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #2265 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #130 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #3772 | badass belt | 10 |
| #328 | batskin belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1501 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #2727 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #791 | bunny liver | 2 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #223 | crusty hula hoop | 1 |
| #628 | crystalline cheer | 2 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1945 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #520 | figurine of a cold seal | 9 |
| #238 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 5 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #639 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #689 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #493 | fuzzy montera | 2 |
| #493 | ghost of a necklace | 2 |
| #690 | gold wedding ring | 2 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #2474 | grue egg | 8 |
| #98 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #4480 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #67 | ingot of seal-iron | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #79 | mafia pinky ring | 1 |
| #340 | magical mystery juice | 23 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #228 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #42 | miming gloves | 2 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #1636 | old sweatpants | 8 |
| #386 | ornate picture frame | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #399 | peppermint tailings | 5 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #106 | plexiglass pinky ring | 2 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #231 | red wagon | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #409 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #300 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1144 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |