| #634 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 2 |
| 🥉 | Black No. 2 | 73,161 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #324 | Corpse Island iced tea | 16 |
| #135 | Goodfella contract | 400 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #172 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #23 | adder bladder | 1,383 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #133 | banana | 60 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #543 | buckyball | 9 |
| #1965 | candied yams | 3 |
| #1090 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #468 | corpse on the beach | 11 |
| #424 | corpsedriver | 12 |
| #314 | corpsetini | 16 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #190 | doll house | 30 |
| #669 | dollhive | 10 |
| #655 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #829 | elven limbos gingerbread | 13 |
| #1100 | elven moonshine | 5 |
| #970 | elven socks | 3 |
| #970 | festive holiday hat | 3 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #350 | foam noodle | 2 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1010 | green candy heart | 2 |
| #732 | gyroscope | 3 |
| #105 | handmade hobby horse | 2 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #411 | inflatable duck | 2 |
| #2317 | killing feather | 6 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #210 | libation of liveliness | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1762 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
| #150 | mugcake | 88 |
| #403 | mylar scout drone | 12 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #587 | party hat | 2 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #1110 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #1197 | possessed top | 4 |
| #1294 | pulsing flesh | 2 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #806 | rigid carapace | 6 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2615 | rogue swarmer | 4 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #935 | spooky eggnog | 6 |
| #389 | spooky hockey mask | 4 |
| #69 | squeaky staff | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #946 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #2399 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 20 |
| #2235 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 22 |
| #148 | stuffed alien blob | 38 |
| #2160 | stuffed astral badger | 23 |
| #1693 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 31 |
| #505 | stuffed doppelshifter | 27 |
| #913 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 54 |
| #837 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 58 |
| #668 | stuffed gray blob | 42 |
| #1686 | stuffed hand turkey | 31 |
| #919 | stuffed mind flayer | 54 |
| #956 | stuffed scary death orb | 52 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #1607 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 32 |
| #3451 | stuffed snowy owl | 12 |
| #759 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 64 |
| #1297 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 6 |
| #5288 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #1968 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 26 |
| #1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #1591 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #764 | top | 6 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #2301 | tree-eating kite | 4 |
| #194 | twinkly wad | 1,546 |
| #148 | unlocked meat locker | 1 |
| #1758 | unstable DNA | 10 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2068 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #2458 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 4 |
| #330 | water wings | 2 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1108 | yellow candy heart | 3 |
| #2046 | yo-yo | 2 |