| #634 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 2 |
| 🥉 | Black No. 2 | 73,161 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #325 | Corpse Island iced tea | 16 |
| #135 | Goodfella contract | 400 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #163 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #348 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #23 | adder bladder | 1,383 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #133 | banana | 60 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #544 | buckyball | 9 |
| #1964 | candied yams | 3 |
| #1089 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #468 | corpse on the beach | 11 |
| #424 | corpsedriver | 12 |
| #315 | corpsetini | 16 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #191 | doll house | 30 |
| #670 | dollhive | 10 |
| #656 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #828 | elven limbos gingerbread | 13 |
| #1099 | elven moonshine | 5 |
| #971 | elven socks | 3 |
| #968 | festive holiday hat | 3 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #351 | foam noodle | 2 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1009 | green candy heart | 2 |
| #733 | gyroscope | 3 |
| #105 | handmade hobby horse | 2 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #411 | inflatable duck | 2 |
| #2317 | killing feather | 6 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1167 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #210 | libation of liveliness | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1764 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
| #150 | mugcake | 88 |
| #403 | mylar scout drone | 12 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #585 | party hat | 2 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1154 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #1110 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #1199 | possessed top | 4 |
| #1293 | pulsing flesh | 2 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #846 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #805 | rigid carapace | 6 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2613 | rogue swarmer | 4 |
| #2589 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #936 | spooky eggnog | 6 |
| #391 | spooky hockey mask | 4 |
| #69 | squeaky staff | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #2405 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 20 |
| #2247 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 22 |
| #148 | stuffed alien blob | 38 |
| #2167 | stuffed astral badger | 23 |
| #1697 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 31 |
| #505 | stuffed doppelshifter | 27 |
| #919 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 54 |
| #840 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 58 |
| #668 | stuffed gray blob | 42 |
| #1688 | stuffed hand turkey | 31 |
| #922 | stuffed mind flayer | 54 |
| #958 | stuffed scary death orb | 52 |
| #3953 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #1614 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 32 |
| #3458 | stuffed snowy owl | 12 |
| #763 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 64 |
| #1299 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 6 |
| #5298 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #1974 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 26 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #1592 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #765 | top | 6 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #2301 | tree-eating kite | 4 |
| #196 | twinkly wad | 1,546 |
| #148 | unlocked meat locker | 1 |
| #1757 | unstable DNA | 10 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2066 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #2456 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 4 |
| #331 | water wings | 2 |
| #1160 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1107 | yellow candy heart | 3 |
| #2045 | yo-yo | 2 |