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| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #1255 | Crimbuck | 360 |
| #61 | El Vibrato drone | 2 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #1467 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #1354 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 17 |
| #262 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #392 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #381 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #432 | Newbiesportâ„¢ tent | 2 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #716 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #1139 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1406 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1217 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #751 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #83 | UV monocular | 2 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #292 | Zeâ„¢ goggles | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #1150 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #1804 | badass belt | 30 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1015 | bit of clingfilm | 3 |
| #198 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #297 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #587 | canopic jar | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #433 | cream pie | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #148 | decomposed boot | 3 |
| #118 | delicious swamp muck | 4 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #782 | dried face | 1 |
| #778 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #449 | figurine of a stinking seal | 4 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #102 | fine aged cheddarwurst | 8 |
| #311 | fuzzy busby | 9 |
| #1658 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #610 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #321 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #117 | glass of baboon milk | 19 |
| #572 | gnauga hide | 4 |
| #1284 | hamethyst | 5 |
| #3460 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #4 | harem girl t-shirt | 631 |
| #170 | heart-shaped balloon | 100 |
| #264 | hellseal claw | 101 |
| #266 | hellseal whisker | 77 |
| #163 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #588 | leathery rat skin | 1 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #236 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1138 | obsidian dagger | 14 |
| #1156 | old sweatpants | 29 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #282 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #1035 | pork elf goodies sack | 4 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2223 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #245 | seal-blubber candle | 11 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2230 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #214 | sponge cake | 2 |
| #3137 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #4207 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 9 |
| #5739 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #3113 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #5716 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #5354 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #4895 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #4808 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #1873 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #4308 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #5826 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #7025 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #2681 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1966 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #3069 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #2923 | stuffed monocle | 2 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #4600 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #36 | stuffed snowy owl | 608 |
| #3238 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #3358 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3136 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3108 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2704 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #4594 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #424 | stuffed zmobie | 2 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #8 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 873 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1580 | towel | 2 |
| #968 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1543 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #699 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |