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| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #1255 | Crimbuck | 360 |
| #59 | El Vibrato drone | 2 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #1354 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 17 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #390 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #378 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #428 | Newbiesport™ tent | 2 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1398 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1201 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #82 | UV monocular | 2 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #292 | Ze™ goggles | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #2041 | baconstone | 2 |
| #1805 | badass belt | 30 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1017 | bit of clingfilm | 3 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #588 | canopic jar | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #432 | cream pie | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #146 | decomposed boot | 3 |
| #116 | delicious swamp muck | 4 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #783 | dried face | 1 |
| #777 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #448 | figurine of a stinking seal | 4 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #102 | fine aged cheddarwurst | 8 |
| #313 | fuzzy busby | 9 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #116 | glass of baboon milk | 19 |
| #572 | gnauga hide | 4 |
| #1280 | hamethyst | 5 |
| #3453 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #4 | harem girl t-shirt | 631 |
| #170 | heart-shaped balloon | 100 |
| #262 | hellseal claw | 101 |
| #263 | hellseal whisker | 77 |
| #164 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #587 | leathery rat skin | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1141 | obsidian dagger | 14 |
| #1152 | old sweatpants | 29 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #1030 | pork elf goodies sack | 4 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #243 | seal-blubber candle | 11 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2224 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #214 | sponge cake | 2 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #4195 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 9 |
| #5725 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #5706 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #5334 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #4887 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #4794 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #4299 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #3052 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #2907 | stuffed monocle | 2 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #7017 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #4592 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #35 | stuffed snowy owl | 608 |
| #3229 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #3349 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3088 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #4585 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #424 | stuffed zmobie | 2 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #8 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 873 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1579 | towel | 2 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |