| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #2031 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #376 | Black No. 2 | 11 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #226 | Cookbook of the Damned | 2 |
| #670 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 3 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3593 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #26 | El Vibrato trapezoid | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #992 | Go-Wassail | 2 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #776 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #2139 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #518 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 2 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #300 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 2 |
| #273 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 3 |
| #250 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 2 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #843 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 2 |
| #11 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #234 | artisanal limoncello | 1 |
| #224 | backwoods screwdriver | 2 |
| #2858 | badass belt | 16 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #300 | bit of clingfilm | 14 |
| #468 | black & tan | 2 |
| #237 | black eyedrops | 3 |
| #188 | black facepaint | 1 |
| #668 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #534 | black greaves | 2 |
| #547 | black helmet | 2 |
| #609 | black pension check | 1 |
| #373 | black pepper | 4 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #632 | black pudding | 1 |
| #523 | black shield | 2 |
| #544 | black snake skin | 6 |
| #725 | black sword | 1 |
| #567 | blackberry | 7 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #220 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #5906 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #644 | brick | 56 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #319 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 3 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #454 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #384 | cursed sea biscuit | 2 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #2187 | easter egg balloon | 9 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #732 | floaty sand | 7 |
| #198 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
| #3050 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #382 | happiness | 4 |
| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #159 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #498 | jar of swamp gas | 75 |
| #1011 | jerky coins | 2 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #2561 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2620 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2716 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1713 | obsidian dagger | 7 |
| #191 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #595 | rusty chain necklace | 3 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #169 | spangly sombrero | 3 |
| #2224 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #1072 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #34 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #1315 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1079 | towel | 5 |
| #10 | twitching trigger finger | 6 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |