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| #64 | Frosty's carrot | 2 |
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| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #383 | Let Me Be! | 4 |
| #159 | Maxing, Relaxing | 6 |
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| #493 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #229 | Uncle Romulus | 5 |
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| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
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| #1441 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 4 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
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| #585 | dance card | 1 |
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| #1107 | delicious salad | 11 |
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| #374 | extra-greasy slider | 5 |
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| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
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| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
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| #1359 | stuffed Meat | 29 |
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| #608 | tattered scrap of paper | 3 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #483 | ten-leaf clover | 21 |
| #448 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #755 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 5 |
| #606 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 4 |
| #704 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 3 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #480 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 5 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
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| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
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| #965 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 3 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #524 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 2 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1089 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 2 |
| #867 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 2 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #543 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 8 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
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| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #1094 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 2 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 2 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 2 |
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| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #750 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 5 |
| #846 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 4 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #841 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 4 |
| #532 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 8 |
| #835 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 4 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
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| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2479 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
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| #847 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 4 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #855 | tiny plastic moneybee | 4 |
| #3970 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
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| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #706 | tiny plastic peacannon | 3 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
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| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
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| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
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| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
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| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
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