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| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #195 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #141 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 2 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1212 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #404 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 17 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #469 | Imp Ale | 331 |
| #118 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
| #849 | Jack-in-the-box | 4 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #282 | Necrotelicomnicon | 2 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #106 | O'RLY manual | 12 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #111 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 7 |
| #226 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1079 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 9 |
| #932 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #169 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #53 | accidental mutton | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #212 | bone collar | 1 |
| #428 | bone flute | 1 |
| #399 | bone rattle | 3 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #531 | broken skull | 25 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #595 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #254 | corned-beef Reuben | 3 |
| #1294 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #97 | demon whip | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #1299 | disturbing fanfic | 11 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #1945 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #530 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #641 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #246 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #170 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #709 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #130 | meatsmithing guide | 2 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #138 | miniature dormouse | 1 |
| #96 | nasty rat mask | 1 |
| #828 | piece of wedding cake | 3 |
| #702 | pile of dusty animal bones | 1 |
| #728 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #823 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #138 | rat scrapple | 1 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #312 | shaving cream | 1 |
| #2958 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1321 | skeleton bone | 2 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #1016 | smart skull | 1 |
| #63 | smiling rat | 5 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #84 | spoon! | 1 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #2771 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #66 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 332 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #115 | tangle of rat tails | 2 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2863 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3298 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #4875 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #2244 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 8 |
| #3337 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #844 | tiny plastic hermit | 6 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #3969 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4003 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #4009 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #1219 | towel | 4 |
| #674 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #1533 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| 🥈 | vampire collar | 16,718 |
| #130 | vampire pellet | 1 |
| #225 | very overdue library book | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #4 | wind-up vampire teeth | 192 |