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| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
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| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
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| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #404 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 17 |
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| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #472 | Imp Ale | 331 |
| #120 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
| #850 | Jack-in-the-box | 4 |
| #879 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #282 | Necrotelicomnicon | 2 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #108 | O'RLY manual | 12 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #113 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 7 |
| #225 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1085 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 9 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #169 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #53 | accidental mutton | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1920 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #213 | bone collar | 1 |
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| #400 | bone rattle | 3 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #531 | broken skull | 25 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #597 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #253 | corned-beef Reuben | 3 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #97 | demon whip | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #1299 | disturbing fanfic | 11 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #1946 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #531 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #641 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #500 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #248 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #707 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #130 | meatsmithing guide | 2 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #137 | miniature dormouse | 1 |
| #96 | nasty rat mask | 1 |
| #829 | piece of wedding cake | 3 |
| #704 | pile of dusty animal bones | 1 |
| #727 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #449 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #140 | rat scrapple | 1 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #180 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #312 | shaving cream | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1320 | skeleton bone | 2 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #1014 | smart skull | 1 |
| #62 | smiling rat | 5 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #548 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #84 | spoon! | 1 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #2785 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #67 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 332 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #118 | tangle of rat tails | 2 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3993 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #952 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #2858 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3305 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #4885 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #2248 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 8 |
| #3344 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #845 | tiny plastic hermit | 6 |
| #3307 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #4877 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #3313 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6133 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #1813 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #4018 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1830 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #1221 | towel | 4 |
| #673 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #1790 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #1543 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
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| #131 | vampire pellet | 1 |
| #225 | very overdue library book | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #4 | wind-up vampire teeth | 192 |