| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #338 | Crimboween memo | 27 |
| #3598 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #963 | Daffy Taffy | 25 |
| #516 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 3 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #492 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 110 |
| #506 | Rock Pops | 106 |
| #662 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #154 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 124 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #509 | Yummy Tummy bean | 394 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #24 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 2 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #38 | bowlegged pants | 2 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #4502 | box of sunshine | 10 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #467 | brine | 42 |
| #63 | can of Binarrrca | 156 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1964 | candied yams | 3 |
| #657 | candy cane | 55 |
| #919 | candy stake | 7 |
| #1187 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 4 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #2467 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #440 | dill | 91 |
| #389 | doll house | 13 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #283 | eggnog | 62 |
| #1096 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1076 | felt | 8 |
| #340 | fruitcake | 65 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #201 | ghost cucumber | 197 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #551 | gingerbread bugbear | 43 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #572 | googly eye | 23 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #2505 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #2084 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #876 | kite | 8 |
| #824 | length of string | 13 |
| #41 | lifeless meat doll | 2 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #1038 | mafia aria | 12 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #102 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 28 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #1557 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1107 | pet rock | 6 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #693 | portable corkscrew | 10 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #1169 | [2108]rock | 2 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #346 | sock monkey | 8 |
| #2493 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #1389 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1486 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #677 | string of blue beads | 18 |
| #648 | string of green beads | 19 |
| #649 | string of red beads | 18 |
| #5713 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #6274 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #6982 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #5354 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #6373 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4484 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #222 | stuffed doppelshifter | 69 |
| #5809 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4952 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4591 | stuffed hand turkey | 8 |
| #5307 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #5815 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7840 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6198 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #6332 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5298 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
| #1034 | stuffing | 8 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #559 | teddy bear | 11 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #849 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 11 |
| #1903 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1885 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #767 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #417 | toy wheel | 22 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #501 | vinegar | 80 |
| #932 | wooden block | 2 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2117 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |