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| #439 | BURT | 36 |
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| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #95 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 3 |
| #226 | Cookbook of the Damned | 2 |
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| #84 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 4 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #64 | Green Clover of Justice | 22 |
| #1269 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 19 |
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| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #282 | Necrotelicomnicon | 2 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #1464 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #185 | Sinful Desires | 3 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
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| #304 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 49 |
| #247 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #299 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 49 |
| #171 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 6 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #1149 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #54 | ancient calendar fragment | 5 |
| #1251 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #633 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #1030 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #233 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1075 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #247 | brains casserole | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #98 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #463 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #392 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #356 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 2 |
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| #84 | decent brain | 189 |
| #482 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #3266 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #443 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #1103 | ghost cucumber | 24 |
| #68 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #402 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #999 | lavender candy heart | 2 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #136 | mother's secret recipe | 1 |
| #1322 | nanite-infested candy cane | 7 |
| #1929 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2029 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1153 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #288 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #180 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #601 | pork elf goodies sack | 10 |
| #106 | powdered candy sushi set | 8 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #417 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1892 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1025 | spooky stuffing | 4 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #801 | sweet mochi ball | 5 |
| #432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #188 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8221 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1791 | toothsome rock | 3 |
| #1580 | towel | 2 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1216 | vinegar | 10 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #698 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #590 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
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| #1377 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #1584 | yo | 3 |