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| #438 | BURT | 36 |
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| #1395 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 8 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #99 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 5 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #95 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 3 |
| #226 | Cookbook of the Damned | 2 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #84 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 4 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #64 | Green Clover of Justice | 22 |
| #1266 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 19 |
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| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #282 | Necrotelicomnicon | 2 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #185 | Sinful Desires | 3 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #267 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 54 |
| #304 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 49 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #299 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 49 |
| #169 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 6 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #1144 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #52 | ancient calendar fragment | 5 |
| #1253 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #634 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #232 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #247 | brains casserole | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #464 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #354 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 2 |
| #116 | crappy brain | 51 |
| #84 | decent brain | 189 |
| #480 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #446 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #1103 | ghost cucumber | 24 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #999 | lavender candy heart | 2 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #136 | mother's secret recipe | 1 |
| #1324 | nanite-infested candy cane | 7 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2034 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #598 | pork elf goodies sack | 10 |
| #106 | powdered candy sushi set | 8 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #419 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1025 | spooky stuffing | 4 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #798 | sweet mochi ball | 5 |
| #432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #189 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1792 | toothsome rock | 3 |
| #1579 | towel | 2 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1216 | vinegar | 10 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #1380 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #1584 | yo | 3 |