| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #677 | CRIMBCO wine | 11 |
| #1872 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #1295 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2737 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #56 | Fudgie Roll | 5 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #171 | Mace of the Tortoise | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #478 | anniversary gift box | 7 |
| #4411 | badass belt | 7 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1501 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #104 | blue class ring | 41 |
| #1302 | box of sunshine | 150 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #1823 | duct tape | 4 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #4231 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #760 | empty agua de vida bottle | 93 |
| #355 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 114 |
| #1945 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #136 | green clay bead | 90 |
| #2871 | grue egg | 6 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #261 | old sweatpants | 286 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #140 | pink clay bead | 145 |
| #1315 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #128 | purple clay bead | 37 |
| #409 | radium-flavored potato chips | 105 |
| #112 | red class ring | 157 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #670 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #3790 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1533 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #437 | wad of cotton | 6 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #110 | white class ring | 97 |
| #324 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 135 |