| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #448 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 5 |
| #722 | Drowsy Sword | 23 |
| #61 | El Vibrato drone | 2 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| 🥈 | General Assembly Module | 3 |
| #207 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 11 |
| #894 | Iron Beta of Industry | 5 |
| #1084 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 23 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #77 | Red Balloon of Valor | 3 |
| #1139 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #75 | around the world | 70 |
| #1847 | badass belt | 29 |
| #677 | banana-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #323 | bit of clingfilm | 13 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #3698 | box of sunshine | 17 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #254 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #833 | duct tape | 29 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #1034 | easter egg balloon | 24 |
| #196 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 296 |
| #489 | facsimile dictionary | 21 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #540 | green glowstick | 3 |
| #1103 | grue egg | 24 |
| #733 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #1609 | handful of confetti | 23 |
| 🥈 | hi-density nylocite leg armor | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| 🥈 | kevlateflocite helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser targeting chip | 1 |
| #805 | obsidian dagger | 22 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #132 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #336 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 3 |
| #205 | radium-flavored potato chips | 312 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #402 | rusty chain necklace | 6 |
| #789 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| #177 | shimmering tendrils | 4 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #1247 | spectre scepter | 23 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #179 | turtle pheromones | 25 |
| #529 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 19 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #188 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 304 |
| #267 | worthless knick-knack | 31 |
| #468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #465 | wrench bracelet | 6 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |