| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #786 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #3369 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #388 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 3 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #974 | CRIMBCO scrip | 75 |
| #54 | Chester's bag of candy | 2 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #82 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #911 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 4 |
| #1351 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1381 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #824 | Crimbuck | 993 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #64 | Frosty's carrot | 2 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #4 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 263 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #28 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 3 |
| #145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #391 | Meleegra™ pills | 23 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #53 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 2 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #53 | Oscus's pelt | 2 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #494 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
| #437 | Summer Nights | 3 |
| #409 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
| #1804 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #419 | Travels with Jerry | 3 |
| #726 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 6 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #62 | Zombo's shield | 2 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #51 | Zombo's skullcap | 2 |
| #378 | bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #4171 | badass belt | 8 |
| #19 | baggie of powdered sugar | 2,544 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1832 | bottle of goofballs | 12 |
| #1272 | buckyball | 2 |
| #52 | burrowgrub hive | 3 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #230 | divine blowout | 73 |
| #228 | divine can of silly string | 90 |
| #305 | divine champagne flute | 20 |
| #209 | divine champagne popper | 32 |
| #245 | divine cracker | 24 |
| #234 | divine noisemaker | 73 |
| #15 | gnashing teeth | 3 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #67 | pair of twitching claws | 1 |
| #48 | parasitic claw | 4 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #43 | parasitic strangleworm | 3 |
| #31 | parasitic tentacles | 3 |
| #480 | personalized coffee mug | 107 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #846 | portable photocopier | 3 |
| #601 | powdered candy sushi set | 3 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #190 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 56 |
| #213 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 57 |
| #242 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 56 |
| #210 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 56 |
| #198 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 44 |
| #215 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 45 |
| #141 | space jam | 4 |
| #330 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #141 | toe jam | 4 |