| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1560 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #521 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 17 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #692 | atomic vector plotter | 3 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1798 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #411 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 10 |
| #4834 | box of sunshine | 8 |
| #1613 | carbon nanotube frame | 2 |
| #450 | cardboard wakizashi | 3 |
| #1222 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #805 | computronic processing unit | 2 |
| #840 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #275 | dense meat stack | 1,000 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #530 | fancy bath salts | 11 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #1336 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #590 | golden ring | 41 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #268 | hot hi mein | 1 |
| #657 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 3 |
| #1020 | iGoogly | 9 |
| #1588 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #1600 | ion grid | 2 |
| #834 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 2 |
| #1885 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1094 | killing feather | 40 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1227 | monomolecular yo-yo | 11 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #2525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1414 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #613 | oversized fish scaler | 8 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1431 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 3 |
| #1883 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #410 | pink pony | 3 |
| #861 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #1204 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 5 |
| #642 | recursive spline reticulator | 3 |
| #697 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 3 |
| #1443 | rogue swarmer | 41 |
| #1585 | roll of toilet paper | 12 |
| #1177 | sawblade fragment | 44 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #364 | slap and tickle | 4 |
| #233 | sleazy hi mein | 1 |
| #341 | slip 'n' slide | 2 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1365 | spooky felt | 4 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #649 | sub-molecular interocitor | 3 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1190 | theoretical string | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #2135 | tree-eating kite | 5 |
| #1545 | unstable laser battery | 35 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1065 | yo | 7 |