| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #439 | Crimbo Credit | 4 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #435 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 6 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #107 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 7 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #76 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1) | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #148 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 26 |
| #164 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 18 |
| #173 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 15 |
| #151 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 22 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #329 | batskin belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #246 | blue class ring | 14 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #451 | bunny liver | 10 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #683 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1010 | empty agua de vida bottle | 18 |
| #1528 | filthy lucre | 7 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #581 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #490 | green clay bead | 13 |
| #3890 | grue egg | 3 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #384 | incense bath ball | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #1185 | old sweatpants | 26 |
| #70 | overclocked avian microprocessor | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #469 | peppermint tailings | 1 |
| #337 | pink clay bead | 40 |
| #79 | pint of sweat | 3 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #627 | purple clay bead | 2 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #378 | red class ring | 25 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #410 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2372 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #304 | white class ring | 26 |
| 🥇 | witch's bra | 1 |
| #259 | worthless gewgaw | 24 |
| #250 | worthless knick-knack | 35 |
| #242 | worthless trinket | 22 |