| #387 | 2-ball | 11 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1974 | 8-ball | 2 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #837 | Feynman gate | 10 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #400 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1619 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #490 | atomic vector plotter | 7 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #1884 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #178 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 21 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #488 | bunch of bananas | 7 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1344 | capacitor relay | 4 |
| #1278 | carbon nanotube frame | 5 |
| #254 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| #805 | computronic processing unit | 2 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #670 | disembodied brain | 2 |
| #649 | dried face | 2 |
| #2324 | duct tape | 1 |
| #290 | dusty left first front claw | 1 |
| #310 | dusty sacral vertebrae | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #1508 | evil teddy bear | 5 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #3638 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
| #2035 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #2538 | golden ring | 5 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #972 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #209 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 19 |
| #829 | ion grid | 12 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #654 | jar of swamp gas | 30 |
| #1830 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #910 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #2337 | killing feather | 5 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #801 | lihc eye | 4 |
| #904 | lihc face | 1 |
| #1537 | logic synthesizer | 2 |
| #929 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #1192 | loose teeth | 5 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1322 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #394 | meat from yesterday | 4 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1414 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #56 | nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #848 | orange | 2 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #1026 | penguin skin | 5 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #534 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 15 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #468 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 7 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #975 | seal tooth | 2 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #707 | spooky eggnog | 8 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1449 | spooky length of string | 4 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #613 | sunken chest | 14 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2135 | tree-eating kite | 5 |
| #667 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #934 | wheel | 3 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |