| #387 | 2-ball | 11 |
| #1435 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1974 | 8-ball | 2 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #837 | Feynman gate | 10 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #401 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1619 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #490 | atomic vector plotter | 7 |
| #952 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #1914 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #178 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 21 |
| #1034 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #488 | bunch of bananas | 7 |
| #2398 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1343 | capacitor relay | 4 |
| #1278 | carbon nanotube frame | 5 |
| #254 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #2496 | club necklace | 2 |
| #805 | computronic processing unit | 2 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #670 | disembodied brain | 2 |
| #649 | dried face | 2 |
| #2320 | duct tape | 1 |
| #291 | dusty left first front claw | 1 |
| #310 | dusty sacral vertebrae | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #1508 | evil teddy bear | 5 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #1087 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #3638 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
| #2033 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3427 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #2538 | golden ring | 5 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #973 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #5197 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #208 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 19 |
| #828 | ion grid | 12 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #654 | jar of swamp gas | 30 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #908 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #2336 | killing feather | 5 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #801 | lihc eye | 4 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #1537 | logic synthesizer | 2 |
| #930 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #1193 | loose teeth | 5 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #397 | meat from yesterday | 4 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1415 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #56 | nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #849 | orange | 2 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #1026 | penguin skin | 5 |
| #2222 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #533 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 15 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #468 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 7 |
| #3640 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3662 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #976 | seal tooth | 2 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #708 | spooky eggnog | 8 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1449 | spooky length of string | 4 |
| #1572 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #614 | sunken chest | 14 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2833 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1868 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2528 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2136 | tree-eating kite | 5 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #675 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #934 | wheel | 3 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |