| #384 | 2-ball | 11 |
| #1432 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1972 | 8-ball | 2 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #839 | Feynman gate | 10 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #400 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #1317 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1620 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #490 | atomic vector plotter | 7 |
| #951 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #178 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 21 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #488 | bunch of bananas | 7 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1343 | capacitor relay | 4 |
| #1277 | carbon nanotube frame | 5 |
| #252 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #805 | computronic processing unit | 2 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #672 | disembodied brain | 2 |
| #650 | dried face | 2 |
| #2323 | duct tape | 1 |
| #289 | dusty left first front claw | 1 |
| #310 | dusty sacral vertebrae | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #1509 | evil teddy bear | 5 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #3640 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #2540 | golden ring | 5 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #972 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #209 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 19 |
| #829 | ion grid | 12 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #654 | jar of swamp gas | 30 |
| #1832 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #2338 | killing feather | 5 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #802 | lihc eye | 4 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #1537 | logic synthesizer | 2 |
| #931 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #1192 | loose teeth | 5 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #392 | meat from yesterday | 4 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1412 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #2620 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2716 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #56 | nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #847 | orange | 2 |
| #1758 | pail | 1 |
| #1024 | penguin skin | 5 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #534 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 15 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #468 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 7 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #974 | seal tooth | 2 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #705 | spooky eggnog | 8 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1450 | spooky length of string | 4 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #945 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #612 | sunken chest | 14 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6126 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2136 | tree-eating kite | 5 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #934 | wheel | 3 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |