| #248 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #296 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #226 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #58 | Crimbough | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #474 | Microplushie: Bropane | 19 |
| #564 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 4 |
| #389 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 11 |
| #294 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 8 |
| #408 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 18 |
| #412 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 25 |
| #295 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 4 |
| #369 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 15 |
| #432 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 26 |
| #416 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 15 |
| #402 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 21 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #579 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 3 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #543 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 2 |
| #400 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #534 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #930 | antique record album | 1 |
| #32 | bananagate | 142 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #720 | battered Crimbo Crate | 11 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #44 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #113 | candy kneecapping stick | 15 |
| #743 | cheap elven gloves | 5 |
| #578 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #877 | elven limbos gingerbread | 12 |
| #1099 | elven moonshine | 5 |
| #737 | festive holiday hat | 5 |
| #51 | fudgecule | 51,375 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #36 | green gummi ingot | 834 |
| #1445 | killing feather | 33 |
| #623 | kneecapping stick | 18 |
| #719 | knuckle sandwich | 25 |
| #43 | kumquartz | 111 |
| #60 | lollipop stick | 1,118 |
| #2028 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #490 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #695 | mummy costume | 7 |
| #152 | night-vision goggles | 9 |
| #43 | pearidot | 115 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #39 | red gummi ingot | 832 |
| #70 | stinky cheese ball | 1 |
| #41 | strawberyl | 121 |
| #439 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 36 |
| #43 | superheated fudge | 90 |
| #228 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 3 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #203 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 2 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 2 |
| #207 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 3 |
| #178 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 3 |
| #213 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 3 |
| #225 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 2 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #232 | tiny plastic fax machine | 2 |
| #221 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 2 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #46 | tourmalime | 110 |
| #590 | unstable DNA | 90 |
| #1777 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #41 | yellow gummi ingot | 829 |