| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #36 | cuppa Serendipi tea | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand of Mr. Cards | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #340 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #653 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #601 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #634 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #634 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #629 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #595 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #1427 | pretty flower | 6 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #305 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #314 | roll of toilet paper | 317 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #721 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1579 | towel | 2 |
| #225 | very overdue library book | 1 |