| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #577 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #989 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #752 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #37 | cuppa Serendipi tea | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #633 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand of Mr. Cards | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #341 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #666 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #613 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #646 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #651 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #648 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #608 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #1432 | pretty flower | 6 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #304 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #317 | roll of toilet paper | 317 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #723 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1160 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #1156 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1580 | towel | 2 |
| #229 | very overdue library book | 1 |