| #84 | Abyssal ember | 1 |
| #207 | Bjorn's Hammer | 2 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #66 | Comet Drop | 1 |
| #182 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 15 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #70 | Earth, Wind and Firewater | 1 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #90 | Gets-You-Drunk | 1 |
| #60 | Ghost Dog Chow | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #69 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 3 |
| #163 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #127 | Mark of the Werewolf | 1 |
| #392 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #155 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 1 |
| #610 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #777 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #10 | Pocket Professor memory chip | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #257 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #220 | banana cream pie | 2 |
| #1237 | bar skin | 1 |
| #185 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #89 | bat hat | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #242 | bellhop bell | 1 |
| #120 | black cloak | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #290 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #16 | bloodstick | 1 |
| #179 | borrowed time | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #188 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #71 | broken high-temperature mining drill | 1 |
| #1272 | broken skull | 1 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #417 | bubblin' crude | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #855 | candy brain | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #1061 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #438 | chloroform rag | 3 |
| #154 | cigarette lighter | 1 |
| #86 | combat fan | 1 |
| #215 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 1 |
| #69 | cup of lukewarm tea | 1 |
| #29 | dark hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #205 | death blossom | 1 |
| #42 | demon whip | 3 |
| #85 | dilapidated wizard hat | 1 |
| #351 | disassembled clover | 213 |
| #453 | donated food | 3 |
| #295 | dragon snaps | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #3640 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
| #216 | fat wallet | 1 |
| #879 | fine wine | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #136 | fireball | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #27 | foggy glass globe | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #461 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #152 | fruit basket | 1 |
| #56 | gazing shoes | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #140 | giant motorcycle boots | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #117 | giant spider leg | 1 |
| #209 | gleaming oyster egg | 1 |
| #952 | glowing red eye | 2 |
| #130 | gold nuggets | 1 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #92 | goofily-plumed helmet | 1 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
| #829 | grapes | 1 |
| #171 | green rocket | 1 |
| #102 | grim fairy tale | 1 |
| #94 | grouchy restless spirit | 469 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #685 | hot date | 1 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #1591 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #1059 | jar of swamp gas | 5 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #621 | ketchup hound | 3 |
| #1538 | killing feather | 31 |
| #144 | king cookie | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #140 | molten scrap metal | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #794 | olive | 1 |
| #1758 | oversized fish scaler | 2 |
| #202 | peach | 3 |
| #87 | perfect dark and stormy | 1 |
| #289 | philosopher's scone | 1 |
| #590 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #832 | pixellated candy heart | 11 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #14 | powdered madness | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #40 | pretty pink bow | 1 |
| #52 | quake of arrows | 1 |
| #281 | queen cookie | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #71 | red shoe | 2 |
| #64 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 1 |
| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #1119 | rogue swarmer | 49 |
| #210 | rusty hedge trimmers | 1 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1099 | sawblade fragment | 46 |
| #159 | scrap of shadow | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #125 | sea salt crystal | 1 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #153 | seaweed | 1 |
| #60 | shavin' razor | 1 |
| #69 | shining goblet | 1 |
| #721 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #230 | slug of rum | 1 |
| #216 | smiling rat | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #1159 | spider web | 1 |
| #149 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #130 | steel drivin' hammer | 1 |
| #50 | stick of firewood | 1 |
| #144 | stolen necklace | 1 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #887 | strawberry | 1 |
| #231 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 1 |
| #68 | surprisingly capacious handbag | 1 |
| #773 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #122 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 7 |
| #592 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 12 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #133 | troll britches | 1 |
| #148 | unlocked meat locker | 1 |
| #1477 | unstable laser battery | 36 |
| #225 | very overdue library book | 1 |
| #130 | vial of holy water | 1 |
| #2068 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #2083 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #187 | willyweed | 1 |
| #103 | wooden salad bowl | 1 |
| #34 | zmobie | 42 |