falconinthedive

RankItemQuantity
#785ASCII shirt1
#297Ankh of Badahnkadh1
#684BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt1
#1450BGE shotglass1
#4300Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#197Battlie Light Saver1
#522Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#1674Boss Bat bling1
#2775Boss Bat britches1
#40Brimstone Beret1
#460C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button1
#530CRIMBCO lanyard1
#2097CRIMBCO mug1
#280CRIMBCO scrip1,215
#1938CRIMBCO wine1
#740Claw of the Infernal Seal1
#2409Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#491Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket1
#1371Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#481Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket1
#4251Crown of the Goblin King1
#787Garter of the Turtle Poacher1
#440General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket1
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#1442Green Clover of Justice1
#1676Iron Beta of Industry1
#50Mark I Steam-Hat1
#84Mer-kin lipstick1
#1574Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#103Ogres and Oubliettesâ„¢ module1
#1271Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#818Pink Heart of Spirit1
#881Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#774Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#592Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#810Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#774Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#797Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#880Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#565Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#778Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#891Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#580Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#899Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#897Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#866Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#889Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#476Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket1
#255Professor What T-Shirt1
#233Purple Horseshoe of Honor1
#261Red Balloon of Valor1
#963SPF 451 lip balm1
#619Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags1
#838Thwaitgold bookworm statuette1
#253Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette1
#208Thwaitgold metabug statuette2
#627Thwaitgold mosquito statuette1
#694Tuesday's ruby1
#251Uranium Omega of Temperance1
#2407Valentine1
#1613Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#617Zim Merman's guitar1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#731antique hand mirror1
#179attorney's badge1
#1921awful poetry journal1
#148badge of authority1
#753bag of lard1
#745bejeweled pledge pin1
#585bite-me-red lipstick1
#124black cloak1
#116black eye shadow2
#510black eyedrops1
#1818black paisley oyster egg2
#465black spot1
#467black striped oyster egg11
#269black velvet box1
#1773blue paisley oyster egg2
#656blue plastic oyster egg7
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#565bottle of Mystic Shell1
#671bottle of antifreeze1
#679bottle of pirate juice1
#385bottle of rhinoceros hormones1
#7459box of sunshine1
#209brilliant oyster egg1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#956can of spinach1
#153cast-iron legacy paddle1
#545chintzy disco ball pendant1
#576chintzy seal pendant1
#527chintzy turtle brooch1
#3277club necklace1
#86combat fan1
#29dark baconstone ring1
#1293dead guy's watch1
#208death blossom1
#3289diamond necklace1
#986distilled fortified wine1
#1853disturbing fanfic1
#761fake blood1
#1610flashing novelty button1
#496foam noodle1
#281freezerburned ice cube1
#235freshwater pearl necklace1
#592ghost of a necklace1
#184giant safety pin1
#104gleaming oyster egg5
#137glistening oyster egg4
#273glittery mascara1
#190gold star1
#794gold wedding ring1
#1244googly eye8
#124groupie lipstick1
#277guard turtle collar1
#2288handful of confetti13
#1679heart of the volcano1
#578hippy protest button1
#358hot pink lipstick1
#446imp unity ring1
#89infrablack lipstick1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#753lavender plastic oyster egg5
#692leather chaps1
#492left half of a heart necklace1
#212magnificent oyster egg1
#148miniature boiler1
#133mouse skull1
#600mysterious silver lapel pin1
#607off-white plastic oyster egg8
#134old bronzer1
#132old eyebrow pencil1
#142old rosewater cream1
#258peach1
#611perforated battle paddle1
#9porquoise-handled sixgun1
#130pregnant oily golden mushroom1
#225punk rock jacket1
#92red badge1
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#92red shoe1
#64ring of telling skeletons what to do1
#681scented massage oil1
#65shamanic beads1
#2957shiny ring1
#310shrinking powder1
#3322spade necklace1
#1398spooky bicycle chain1
#1063spooky eyeliner1
#1086spooky lipstick1
#122spooky sound effects record1
#2248stainless steel shillelagh1
#2141stainless steel skullcap1
#1335stainless steel slacks3
#1863stainless steel solitaire1
#195stone wool1
#195sturdy cane1
#593supportive bra1
#98tail o' nine cats1
#535teeny-tiny magic scroll1
🥇time sleigh1
#174tin star1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#154unnatural gas1
#1471unstable DNA17
#262whalebone corset1
#61woolen cravat1
#1157wrench bracelet1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1

Wow, that's 1,466 items total!

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