| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #297 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #1450 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #197 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2775 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #460 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #530 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #280 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1,215 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2409 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1371 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1676 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #50 | Mark I Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #84 | Mer-kin lipstick | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #103 | Ogres and Oubliettesâ„¢ module | 1 |
| #1271 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #818 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #881 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #592 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #810 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #797 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #565 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #778 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #891 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #580 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #899 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #866 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #889 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #255 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #261 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #619 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #838 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #208 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 2 |
| #627 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #251 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #2407 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #617 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #179 | attorney's badge | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #148 | badge of authority | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #585 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #124 | black cloak | 1 |
| #116 | black eye shadow | 2 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #465 | black spot | 1 |
| #467 | black striped oyster egg | 11 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #656 | blue plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #671 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #7459 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #209 | brilliant oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #3277 | club necklace | 1 |
| #86 | combat fan | 1 |
| #29 | dark baconstone ring | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #208 | death blossom | 1 |
| #3289 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #986 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #235 | freshwater pearl necklace | 1 |
| #592 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #184 | giant safety pin | 1 |
| #104 | gleaming oyster egg | 5 |
| #137 | glistening oyster egg | 4 |
| #273 | glittery mascara | 1 |
| #190 | gold star | 1 |
| #794 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #1244 | googly eye | 8 |
| #124 | groupie lipstick | 1 |
| #277 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #2288 | handful of confetti | 13 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #358 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #446 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #89 | infrablack lipstick | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #753 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #212 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
| #148 | miniature boiler | 1 |
| #133 | mouse skull | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #607 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 8 |
| #134 | old bronzer | 1 |
| #132 | old eyebrow pencil | 1 |
| #142 | old rosewater cream | 1 |
| #258 | peach | 1 |
| #611 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #9 | porquoise-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #225 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #92 | red badge | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #92 | red shoe | 1 |
| #64 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 1 |
| #681 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #65 | shamanic beads | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #310 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #3322 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1086 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #122 | spooky sound effects record | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2141 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1335 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #195 | stone wool | 1 |
| #195 | sturdy cane | 1 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #98 | tail o' nine cats | 1 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #154 | unnatural gas | 1 |
| #1471 | unstable DNA | 17 |
| #262 | whalebone corset | 1 |
| #61 | woolen cravat | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |