| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #194 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #281 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1,215 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #50 | Mark I Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #83 | Mer-kin lipstick | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #102 | Ogres and Oubliettes™ module | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #253 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #201 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 2 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #179 | attorney's badge | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #147 | badge of authority | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #584 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #120 | black cloak | 1 |
| #116 | black eye shadow | 2 |
| #509 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #462 | black spot | 1 |
| #467 | black striped oyster egg | 11 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #655 | blue plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #205 | brilliant oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #86 | combat fan | 1 |
| #28 | dark baconstone ring | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #205 | death blossom | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #982 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #232 | freshwater pearl necklace | 1 |
| #581 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #183 | giant safety pin | 1 |
| #101 | gleaming oyster egg | 5 |
| #134 | glistening oyster egg | 4 |
| #272 | glittery mascara | 1 |
| #190 | gold star | 1 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #1244 | googly eye | 8 |
| #123 | groupie lipstick | 1 |
| #275 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #2283 | handful of confetti | 13 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #443 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #88 | infrablack lipstick | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #752 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #205 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
| #146 | miniature boiler | 1 |
| #132 | mouse skull | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #606 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 8 |
| #131 | old bronzer | 1 |
| #130 | old eyebrow pencil | 1 |
| #139 | old rosewater cream | 1 |
| #254 | peach | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #9 | porquoise-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #220 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #90 | red badge | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #88 | red shoe | 1 |
| #64 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 1 |
| #683 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #63 | shamanic beads | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1085 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #123 | spooky sound effects record | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #192 | stone wool | 1 |
| #189 | sturdy cane | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #98 | tail o' nine cats | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #153 | unnatural gas | 1 |
| #1474 | unstable DNA | 17 |
| #261 | whalebone corset | 1 |
| #61 | woolen cravat | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |