| #1339 | Amulet of Yendor | 2 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #78 | Coily™ | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2026 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #2767 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #404 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 10 |
| #319 | Misty Cloak | 2 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #13 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 2 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #5054 | badass belt | 5 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #874 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #173 | blue class ring | 24 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #983 | brick | 31 |
| #239 | bubblin' crude | 49 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #141 | cigar box turtle | 2 |
| #188 | comfy pillow | 2 |
| #19 | crumbling rat skull | 98 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #1578 | duct tape | 7 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1565 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #1807 | fake fake vomit | 2 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #571 | fuzzy busby | 2 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #589 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #165 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
| #695 | gold wedding ring | 2 |
| #765 | green glowstick | 2 |
| #4476 | grue egg | 2 |
| #195 | gummi turtle | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #174 | hedgeturtle | 4 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #64 | ingot turtle | 1 |
| #131 | irradiated turtle | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1661 | jazz soap | 2 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #314 | loadstone | 1 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #224 | magical mystery juice | 70 |
| #1339 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #145 | musk turtle | 1 |
| #2516 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #1944 | old sweatpants | 3 |
| #172 | ornate picture frame | 11 |
| #161 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #98 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #88 | paranormal ricotta | 6 |
| #1512 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 2 |
| #1615 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 3 |
| #115 | programmable turtle | 4 |
| #229 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 5 |
| #184 | red class ring | 95 |
| #20 | reflection of a map | 71 |
| #2275 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #16 | scintillating powder | 7 |
| #48 | shellacked shell | 1 |
| #69 | shimmering tendrils | 8 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2774 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #300 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #802 | string of blue beads | 15 |
| #1119 | string of green beads | 10 |
| #1715 | string of red beads | 4 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #198 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #125 | turtlemail bits | 24 |
| 🥇 | twitching trigger finger | 100 |
| #220 | white class ring | 48 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #220 | wine-soaked bone chips | 4 |
| #896 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1042 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #1264 | x-ray specs | 3 |