| #18 | 17-ball | 1 |
| #6 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 2,073 |
| #196 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #9 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 45 |
| #15 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 40 |
| #16 | BGE shotglass | 207 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #192 | Bulky Buddy Box | 14 |
| #790 | CRIMBCO mug | 12 |
| #819 | CRIMBCO wine | 9 |
| #16 | Clara's bell | 50 |
| #6 | Cold One | 3,473 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #35 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 54 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #28 | Crimbo ukulele | 4 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #313 | FDKOL commendation | 1,250 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #106 | Green Clover of Justice | 15 |
| #628 | Iron Beta of Industry | 10 |
| #5 | KoL Con 13 snowglobe | 1 |
| #206 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 134 |
| #38 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 3 |
| #5 | Microplushie: Bropane | 546 |
| #7 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 168 |
| #10 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 186 |
| #7 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 116 |
| #8 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 386 |
| #6 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 564 |
| #9 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 61 |
| #5 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 322 |
| #7 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 625 |
| #7 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 329 |
| #5 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 472 |
| #10 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 47 |
| #9 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 186 |
| #5 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 99 |
| #303 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #147 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 16 |
| #234 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 4 |
| #100 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 2 |
| #7 | Radio KoL Patch | 1 |
| #5 | Red Balloon of Valor | 28 |
| #13 | SMOOCH coffee cup | 1 |
| #68 | Silver Bullet beer | 32 |
| #24 | TI-9000 calculator | 119 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #6 | Tiki lighter | 42 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #21 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 38 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #25 | Uncle Romulus | 50 |
| #5 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 52 |
| #7 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 87 |
| #15 | Yuleviathan necklace | 4 |
| 🥉 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 62 |
| #5 | anniversary gift box | 11 |
| #13 | antique nutcracker sword | 3 |
| #57 | beer-scented teddy bear | 23 |
| #13 | bejeweled cufflinks | 128 |
| #61 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 2 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #38 | cheap sunglasses | 126 |
| #11 | cheer-o-gram | 108 |
| #37 | club necklace | 84 |
| #38 | comfy pillow | 21 |
| #34 | diamond necklace | 88 |
| #118 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 16 |
| #983 | fake hand | 17 |
| #13 | fancy opera glasses | 117 |
| #14 | fat stacks of cash | 13,928 |
| #527 | festive sausage | 4 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #33 | fried air | 222 |
| #23 | garish pinky ring | 106 |
| #28 | giant designer sunglasses | 95 |
| #89 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 2 |
| #133 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 2 |
| #20 | gold wedding ring | 310 |
| #92 | government requisition form | 3 |
| #5 | grue egg | 687 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| #15 | handful of confetti | 553 |
| #105 | handmade hobby horse | 2 |
| #41 | heart necklace | 88 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #250 | hobo nickel | 1,170 |
| #16 | hot egg | 7 |
| #11 | iFlail | 3 |
| #967 | jerky coins | 3 |
| #38 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 3 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #10 | mafia pinky ring | 43 |
| #228 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 8 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #9 | negative lump | 13,961 |
| #34 | pack of pogs | 475 |
| 🥈 | paperclip | 17,090 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #857 | ridiculous sandwich | 1 |
| #169 | rockfish stomach | 1 |
| #43 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 78 |
| #61 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 62 |
| #47 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 73 |
| #46 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 74 |
| #179 | sandwich of the gods | 16 |
| #77 | set of jacks | 2 |
| #59 | shimmering tendrils | 9 |
| #125 | single atom | 1 |
| #12 | smart watch | 100 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #52 | spade necklace | 77 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti breakfast | 3,470 |
| #12 | stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #38 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 476 |
| #36 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 491 |
| #37 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 472 |
| #45 | stuffed Meat | 509 |
| #57 | stuffed angry cow | 441 |
| #56 | stuffed astral badger | 445 |
| #59 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 494 |
| #56 | stuffed cocoabo | 447 |
| #59 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 472 |
| #54 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 483 |
| #44 | stuffed hand turkey | 476 |
| #21 | stuffed key | 894 |
| #46 | stuffed mind flayer | 490 |
| #48 | stuffed mink | 470 |
| #43 | stuffed monocle | 447 |
| #55 | stuffed scary death orb | 467 |
| #57 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 480 |
| #49 | stuffed snowy owl | 481 |
| #60 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 464 |
| #47 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 474 |
| #44 | stuffed teddy butler | 437 |
| #47 | stuffed tin of caviar | 462 |
| #16 | stuffed treasure chest | 900 |
| #52 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 454 |
| #13 | sunken chest | 9,593 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #16 | tinsel orb | 1 |
| #79 | tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker | 1 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #29 | tropical paperweight | 10 |
| 🥇 | tropical wrapping paper | 505 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #76 | warbear exo-arm | 3 |
| 🥇 | warbear gyrocopter | 314 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #26 | warbear laser beacon | 7 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #50 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 19 |
| #247 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #10 | white earbuds | 2 |