| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #184 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 3 |
| #1566 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #351 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #535 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #11 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #612 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #57 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #1253 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #120 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #3278 | badass belt | 13 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #73 | barskin buckler | 1 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #89 | bat hat | 1 |
| #169 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #954 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #89 | black belt | 1 |
| #86 | black cowboy hat | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #122 | blue shell | 1 |
| #321 | boulder | 1 |
| #93 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| #639 | buckyball | 7 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #468 | candy kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #1750 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #109 | catskin buckler | 1 |
| #83 | catskin cap | 1 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #418 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #253 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #111 | clownskin buckler | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #402 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #93 | demon buckler | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #373 | dreadlock whip | 1 |
| #44 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #788 | elven cellocello | 24 |
| #1122 | elven suicide capsule | 17 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #3215 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #2307 | golden ring | 22 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #733 | gyroscope | 3 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #852 | herringcello | 22 |
| #147 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #2097 | killing feather | 16 |
| #1419 | knuckle sandwich | 2 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #2528 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #1965 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #869 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #646 | nanofiber cloth | 7 |
| #96 | nasty rat mask | 1 |
| #870 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #1159 | pair of bolt cutters | 2 |
| #143 | parasitic claw | 2 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #706 | penguin focaccia bread | 24 |
| #365 | personalized coffee mug | 177 |
| #862 | petrified wood | 2 |
| #835 | poison pen | 2 |
| #1197 | possessed top | 4 |
| #272 | raisin | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1698 | rogue swarmer | 35 |
| #36 | samurai turtle helmet | 1 |
| #1377 | sawblade fragment | 40 |
| #34 | snailmail coif | 1 |
| #73 | spectral jelly | 1 |
| #2224 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #935 | spooky bark | 3 |
| #765 | spooky sap | 8 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #1334 | throwing wrench | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #98 | tiny goth giant | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #900 | top | 5 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #2302 | tree-eating kite | 4 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #57 | turtle wax helmet | 1 |
| #110 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
| #1971 | unstable DNA | 6 |
| #1379 | unstable laser battery | 38 |
| #1779 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #2458 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 4 |
| #588 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #177 | yak anorak | 1 |
| #81 | yak toupee | 1 |