| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #570 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 6 |
| #532 | Corpse Island iced tea | 10 |
| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #19 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 27 |
| #21 | Frat Army FGF | 449 |
| #892 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #30 | Hippy Army MPE | 509 |
| #6 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 12,425 |
| #462 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 2 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #51 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 2 |
| #141 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 58 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #222 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 8 |
| #662 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 8 |
| #63 | Tiki lighter | 5 |
| #70 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥉 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 23,438 |
| 🥇 | ancient protein powder | 16,457 |
| 🥉 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 25,585 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #107 | baby cuddlefish | 2 |
| #208 | baby killer bee | 45 |
| #1222 | badass belt | 45 |
| #140 | balloon monkey | 12 |
| #154 | banana | 49 |
| #148 | banana cream pie | 4 |
| #134 | banana daiquiri | 2 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #39 | banana smoothie | 29 |
| #42 | banana spritzer | 10 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #195 | barrrnacle | 76 |
| #10 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1,125 |
| #352 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1380 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #109 | black plastic oyster egg | 33 |
| #1182 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #275 | black snowcone | 13 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1102 | blood flower | 3 |
| #83 | blood-faced volleyball | 21 |
| #1030 | blue paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #536 | blue plastic oyster egg | 9 |
| #1242 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1113 | blue striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #25 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 3 |
| #97 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 10 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #1503 | box of sunshine | 117 |
| #1473 | brick | 12 |
| #1179 | brine | 4 |
| #264 | bunch of bananas | 19 |
| #37 | bungle in the jungle | 53 |
| #433 | can of Binarrrca | 22 |
| #400 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 23 |
| #355 | candied yams | 26 |
| #869 | candy cane | 41 |
| #715 | candy stake | 9 |
| #4 | canopic jar | 23,378 |
| 🥇 | cat appendix | 17,704 |
| #150 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 67 |
| #231 | cocoa egg | 61 |
| #44 | colored-light "necklace" | 6 |
| #429 | corpse on the beach | 12 |
| #217 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #305 | corpsedriver | 16 |
| #357 | corpsetini | 14 |
| #74 | cosmic lemonade | 2 |
| #52 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #45 | deck of tropical cards | 7 |
| #277 | delicious salad | 200 |
| #1349 | dill | 5 |
| #90 | distilled fortified wine | 24 |
| #647 | doll house | 7 |
| #26 | dollhive | 222 |
| #525 | duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #45 | especially salty dog | 14 |
| #571 | evil teddy bear | 23 |
| #313 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 16 |
| #790 | fancy chocolate | 4 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #186 | flaming mushroom wine | 2 |
| #91 | flat mushroom wine | 2 |
| #81 | frigid mote | 9 |
| #1780 | ghost cucumber | 2 |
| #54 | ghost pickle on a stick | 18 |
| #108 | ghostly pickling solution | 1 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #89 | gingerbread bugbear | 292 |
| #479 | gingerbread horror | 12 |
| #51 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 47 |
| #479 | gloomy black mushroom | 6 |
| #75 | gloomy mushroom wine | 9 |
| #21 | glowing red eye | 1,341 |
| #171 | goat | 5 |
| #50 | grass blade | 3 |
| #71 | grass hat | 2 |
| #71 | grass skirt | 2 |
| #722 | grue egg | 37 |
| #533 | guy made of bee pollen | 4 |
| #3244 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #404 | herb brownies | 50 |
| #760 | herbal stuffing | 10 |
| #111 | hovering sombrero | 4 |
| #154 | icy mushroom wine | 2 |
| #40 | jar of swamp gas | 2,328 |
| #85 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #838 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1171 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1286 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #44 | leaf | 10 |
| 🥇 | leathery bat skin | 20,976 |
| 🥈 | leathery cat skin | 23,504 |
| #94 | leprechaun hatchling | 5 |
| #141 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #15 | magic dragonfish fry | 5 |
| #124 | makeshift crane | 2 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | mummy wrapping | 81,444 |
| #24 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 298 |
| #27 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 3 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #761 | off-white striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #181 | oily mushroom wine | 2 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #417 | pack of KWE trading card | 8 |
| #555 | pet rock | 14 |
| #82 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #234 | polka-dot bow tie | 2 |
| #298 | potato sprout | 7 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #7 | pr0n legs | 11,367 |
| #86 | pregnant mushroom | 5 |
| #250 | puce paisley oyster egg | 10 |
| #1070 | puce plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #177 | pygmy blowgun | 11 |
| #24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
| #153 | pygmy nose-bone | 7 |
| #184 | pygmy pygment | 10 |
| #152 | pygmy spear | 4 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #231 | rag doll | 10 |
| #1514 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1079 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #218 | rewinged stab bat | 3 |
| #125 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 11 |
| #1703 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #24 | scary death orb | 7 |
| #226 | severed rocking horse head | 2 |
| #438 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #515 | sleeping snowy owl | 5 |
| #779 | spectral pickle | 9 |
| #1063 | spices | 1 |
| #39 | spooky hockey mask | 29 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #548 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #24 | spooky stuffing | 306 |
| #19 | stuffing | 529 |
| #1160 | teddy bear | 4 |
| #77 | teddy borg | 111 |
| #106 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 9 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2119 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #797 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 6 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 6 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #1492 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #1986 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 9 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #358 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 4 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic G Imp | 5 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #945 | tiny plastic Hellion | 8 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2165 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #2182 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #9 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1,538 |
| #1793 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #53 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 110 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #1742 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #2555 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #830 | tiny plastic blooper | 9 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #3968 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #1657 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 11 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2188 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #1452 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 5 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #2183 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #3345 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #2527 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #438 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 4 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #3310 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #1423 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
| #695 | tiny plastic hermit | 7 |
| #3307 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #2462 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2502 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #2517 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 5 |
| #1631 | tiny plastic mosquito | 11 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2037 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 9 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1451 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #1246 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 6 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #2877 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4892 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #191 | tiny plastic taco cat | 31 |
| #1727 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2752 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2699 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #1109 | toast | 505 |
| #60 | tomato daiquiri | 24 |
| #258 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 6 |
| #1070 | toothsome rock | 8 |
| #187 | towel | 49 |
| #730 | toy crazy train | 11 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #132 | tropical paperweight | 3 |
| #680 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| 🥈 | unidentified jerky | 41,287 |
| #38 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 5 |
| #25 | vampire collar | 124 |
| #356 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 31 |
| #42 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
| #85 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 35 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #1457 | wind-up chattering teeth | 8 |
| #130 | yellow candy heart | 500 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |
| #1453 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |