| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #7 | Crimbo salad | 97 |
| #364 | Crimboween memo | 26 |
| #1529 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 20 |
| #1618 | Rock Pops | 18 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1187 | Valentine | 10 |
| #273 | Valentine's Day cake | 2 |
| #749 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 8 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #288 | arrow'd heart balloon | 2 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #10 | bark rootbeer | 80 |
| #476 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 14 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #5 | bread line | 100 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #1729 | candy cane | 16 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #1092 | candy stake | 6 |
| #1460 | capacitor relay | 3 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| 🥉 | communal gobstopper | 214 |
| #594 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #1065 | dollhive | 4 |
| #783 | eggnog | 21 |
| #1168 | fruitcake | 14 |
| #1281 | gingerbread bugbear | 14 |
| #1070 | gingerbread horror | 6 |
| #304 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 11 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #754 | glowing red eye | 6 |
| #2321 | golden ring | 20 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #529 | heart-shaped balloon | 10 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| 🥉 | hemp candy necklace | 229 |
| #495 | irradiated candy cane | 8 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2079 | killing feather | 17 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser targeting chip | 1 |
| #2572 | laser-broiled pear | 8 |
| #914 | lihc eye | 2 |
| #1416 | logic synthesizer | 3 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1759 | oversized fish scaler | 2 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #287 | powdered candy sushi set | 5 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #4 | red ale | 76 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1259 | robotronic egg | 16 |
| #830 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 2 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #593 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2625 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #7000 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #7815 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #1830 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7819 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7017 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6163 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #6364 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #5281 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #6998 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #2085 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 8 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #6985 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7762 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7814 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #502 | sweet mochi ball | 8 |
| #682 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #6212 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #369 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #542 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #570 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #6150 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #368 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 3 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #66 | toothbrush | 32 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |