| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #41 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 2 |
| #36 | Alice's Army Foil Cleric | 1 |
| #27 | Alice's Army Foil Lanceman | 1 |
| #59 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 1 |
| #57 | Alice's Army Foil Page | 1 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Swordsman | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #9 | Carpathian longsword | 296 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #43 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 2 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| 🥇 | Garland of Greatness | 1 |
| #422 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 2 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #256 | Instant Karma | 36 |
| #13 | Liam's mail | 300 |
| #9 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 384 |
| #719 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 10 |
| #46 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 3 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #9 | Spookyraven signet | 370 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #15 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 8 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #35 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 10 |
| #776 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #201 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 4 |
| #10 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 27 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #9 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 17 |
| #114 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 5 |
| #24 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 27 |
| #76 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 15 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 106 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #10 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 248 |
| #15 | Yuleviathan necklace | 4 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #84 | baby chest mimic | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #57 | book of facts | 2 |
| #46 | boxed august scepter | 2 |
| #8 | burnt snowpants | 305 |
| #36 | closed-circuit phone system | 2 |
| #6 | crated wardrobe-o-matic | 3 |
| #51 | cursed monkey glove | 2 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #111 | eldritch alignment spray | 2 |
| #39 | eldritch distillate | 3 |
| #99 | eldritch dough | 8 |
| #54 | eldritch effluvium | 4,657 |
| #32 | eldritch elixir | 4 |
| #69 | eldritch essence | 1 |
| #92 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #61 | eldritch mushroom | 2 |
| #36 | eldritch mushroom pizza | 2 |
| #51 | eldritch oil | 5 |
| #42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
| 🥇 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 2 |
| #654 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 10 |
| #11 | fleshy lump | 315 |
| #11 | frigid derringer | 448 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #11 | haunted bindle | 331 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #481 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 2 |
| #500 | mugcake | 2 |
| #196 | personalized birthday cake | 8 |
| #556 | potted cactus | 2 |
| #965 | sandwich of the gods | 7 |
| #37 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 2 |
| #41 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 2 |
| #43 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 2 |
| #10 | smoldering bagel punch | 330 |
| #70 | spaghetti with rock-balls | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #9 | standards and practices guide | 329 |
| #1304 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 29 |
| #2840 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 16 |
| #3527 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 12 |
| #1358 | stuffed Meat | 29 |
| #4519 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #3755 | stuffed astral badger | 11 |
| #5276 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #5175 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #1315 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 3 |
| #3090 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 15 |
| #2799 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 17 |
| #3810 | stuffed hand turkey | 11 |
| #1051 | stuffed key | 41 |
| #1678 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #4939 | stuffed mind flayer | 7 |
| #1746 | stuffed mink | 17 |
| #1433 | stuffed monocle | 26 |
| #2803 | stuffed scary death orb | 17 |
| #1311 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 15 |
| #3747 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 11 |
| #2386 | stuffed snowy owl | 20 |
| #2785 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 17 |
| #3186 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #1405 | stuffed teddy butler | 27 |
| #1622 | stuffed tin of caviar | 20 |
| #1241 | stuffed treasure chest | 30 |
| #3745 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #69 | tie-dyed fannypack | 7 |
| #15 | time-twitching toolbelt | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #944 | tiny plastic Hellion | 8 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #462 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #4887 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #1785 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #2180 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #2812 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #6225 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2133 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #157 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 57 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #6082 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1127 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 2 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2821 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #6150 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6186 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #1774 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4881 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #33 | training scroll: Shattering Punch | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #89 | urinal cake | 244 |
| #89 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 1 |