| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #60 | A Light that Never Goes Out | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #369 | BRICKO eye brick | 6 |
| #846 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #358 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 3 |
| #206 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #202 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #93 | Bram's choker | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1315 | CRIMBCO scrip | 20 |
| #408 | CSA fire-starting kit | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #446 | Chroner | 16 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #169 | Coinspiracy | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #26 | Covers-Your-Head | 1 |
| #1349 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1380 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #185 | DUFRESNE Suds | 6 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #198 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 12 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #86 | Freddy Kruegerand | 149 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #5 | Great Wolf's rocket launcher | 1 |
| #206 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #40 | Half a Purse | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #194 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 162 |
| #481 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 1 |
| #45 | Martialest Arts trophy | 1 |
| #28 | Mayoflex | 1 |
| #23 | Mayostat | 1 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #949 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #149 | Mysterious Red Box | 1 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #826 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #803 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #91 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 2 |
| #57 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #415 | anti-anti-antidote | 2 |
| #685 | anticheese | 4 |
| #115 | antique accordion | 1 |
| #11 | antique tacklebox | 1 |
| #105 | bag of many confections | 2 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #83 | barrel cracker | 1 |
| #40 | barrel pickle | 26 |
| #27 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #669 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #954 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1501 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #83 | blue suede shoes | 1 |
| #1334 | bottle of goofballs | 18 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #2704 | brick | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #63 | buffalo dime | 3 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #591 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #215 | chocolate saucepan | 1 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #1024 | club necklace | 7 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #357 | cold nuggets | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #30 | deadly nightshade | 2 |
| #104 | dense meat stack | 25,001 |
| #435 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #32 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #1147 | diamond necklace | 6 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #1624 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1357 | disco ball | 5 |
| #1527 | disco mask | 2 |
| #68 | doubt cannon | 1 |
| #1129 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #2323 | duct tape | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #147 | eleven-foot pole | 1 |
| 🥇 | empty Rain-Doh can | 1 |
| #248 | empty agua de vida bottle | 843 |
| #1145 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #110 | expensive camera | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #535 | fancy opera glasses | 6 |
| #98 | fat loot token | 45 |
| #62 | fear condenser | 1 |
| #689 | festive sausage | 2 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #210 | figurine of an ancient seal | 3 |
| #96 | filthy child leash | 1 |
| #999 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #1220 | filthy lucre | 15 |
| #51 | flickering pixel | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #176 | frost-rimed seal hide | 2 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #250 | garish pinky ring | 18 |
| #43 | ghost pencil | 1 |
| #315 | giant designer sunglasses | 14 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #67 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #1408 | heart necklace | 5 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1685 | helmet turtle | 2 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #133 | hobo nickel | 2,352 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #121 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #14 | meat paste | 13,800,000 |
| 🥇 | newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp | 1 |
| #638 | old sweatpants | 98 |
| #305 | ornate picture frame | 3 |
| #1294 | pasta spoon | 3 |
| #179 | puff of smoke | 1 |
| #267 | pumpkin beer | 1 |
| #1193 | ravioli hat | 4 |
| #1270 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 6 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #760 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 10 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1705 | saucepan | 1 |
| #16 | snow machine | 1 |
| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #1172 | spade necklace | 6 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1203 | spectre scepter | 24 |
| #1613 | stolen accordion | 2 |
| #836 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 53 |
| #2107 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 23 |
| #83 | stuffed Hodgman | 3 |
| #1984 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 25 |
| #1047 | stuffed Meat | 42 |
| #1800 | stuffed angry cow | 28 |
| #1838 | stuffed astral badger | 28 |
| #2404 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 21 |
| #3113 | stuffed cocoabo | 14 |
| #231 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 34 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3417 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 13 |
| #2944 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2187 | stuffed hand turkey | 23 |
| #1277 | stuffed key | 28 |
| #359 | stuffed martini | 27 |
| #2067 | stuffed mind flayer | 25 |
| #652 | stuffed mink | 71 |
| #591 | stuffed monocle | 81 |
| #1743 | stuffed scary death orb | 30 |
| #2270 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 22 |
| #1851 | stuffed snowy owl | 27 |
| #2279 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 22 |
| #2541 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 19 |
| #693 | stuffed teddy butler | 69 |
| #658 | stuffed tin of caviar | 73 |
| #1402 | stuffed treasure chest | 23 |
| #2217 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 23 |
| #115 | sugar shard | 58 |
| #1078 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #1585 | useless powder | 6 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |