| #26 | Amulet of Yendor | 633 |
| #23 | Black Angus blackburger | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbo dinner | 222 |
| #9 | Crimbosmopolitan | 222 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| 🥈 | Oopsie IPA | 5 |
| #5 | Othello's dagger | 54 |
| #5 | Othello's handkerchief | 43 |
| #4 | Othello's military jacket | 48 |
| #41 | The Superconductor's CPU | 2 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #23 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 28 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #8 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 192 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #48 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 33 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 13 |
| #97 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 130 |
| #14 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 22 |
| 🥉 | Trainbot circuitry | 2,222 |
| #5 | Trainbot harness | 22 |
| 🥈 | Trainbot linkages | 2,222 |
| 🥇 | Trainbot luggage hook | 222 |
| 🥈 | Trainbot optics | 2,222 |
| 🥉 | Trainbot plating | 2,222 |
| #7 | Trainbot radar monocle | 22 |
| 🥈 | Trainbot servomotors | 2,222 |
| #4 | Trainbot tubing | 2,222 |
| #15 | asshat | 3,008 |
| 🥉 | automatic wine thief | 22 |
| #33 | bag of airline peanuts | 603 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #135 | blue tulip | 1 |
| 🥇 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 11 |
| #424 | box of sunshine | 860 |
| #13 | cabooze | 22 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #13 | chocomotive | 22 |
| #8 | cinnamon machine oil | 2,222 |
| #27 | clown hammer | 671 |
| #18 | cymbal syrup | 625 |
| #7 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 22 |
| #23 | defective skull | 684 |
| #145 | digital key lime | 3 |
| 🥇 | dilapidated wizard hat | 15,206 |
| #24 | encoder ring | 631 |
| #15 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1,511 |
| #35 | fake fake vomit | 695 |
| #14 | freightcake | 22 |
| #9 | hamlet sandwich | 3,602 |
| #11 | head-mounted Trainbot | 2 |
| #5 | heavy crown | 815 |
| #24 | jazz soap | 696 |
| #26 | joybuzzer | 616 |
| #14 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 2 |
| #26 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 623 |
| #16 | magnetic field | 2 |
| #20 | mood ring | 649 |
| 🥇 | moonberry wine cooler | 21,240 |
| #22 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 666 |
| #26 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 652 |
| #15 | pile of Trainbot parts | 2,222 |
| #13 | ping-pong ball | 2,222 |
| #7 | ping-pong paddle | 22 |
| #137 | plain brown wrapper | 6 |
| 🥈 | portable ping-pong table | 22 |
| #60 | raffle prize box | 7 |
| 🥈 | really nice lump of coal | 22 |
| #114 | red tulip | 1 |
| #26 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #36 | replica bat-oomerang | 21 |
| #272 | rose | 1 |
| #36 | rubber emo roe | 602 |
| #13 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 2 |
| 🥉 | silver table-scraper | 22 |
| #495 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 4 |
| #504 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 4 |
| #614 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 3 |
| #377 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #305 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 6 |
| #359 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 2 |
| #92 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 5 |
| #495 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #331 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #114 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 10 |
| #121 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 10 |
| #103 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 4 |
| #364 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 2 |
| #244 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 7 |
| #124 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 10 |
| #49 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 6 |
| #188 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 3 |
| #189 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 3 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 5 |
| #478 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 4 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #203 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 3 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #252 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 7 |
| #614 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 3 |
| #46 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 6 |
| #388 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 5 |
| #104 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 4 |
| #317 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #566 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 13 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #207 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 21 |
| #601 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 12 |
| #659 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 7 |
| #98 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 21 |
| #470 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 5 |
| #945 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 5 |
| #202 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 2 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #744 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 10 |
| #786 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #661 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 7 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #941 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 3 |
| #23 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 2 |
| #260 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 53 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #411 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 6 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #25 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 2 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #139 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 56 |
| #174 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 46 |
| #583 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 6 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 14 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #823 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 4 |
| #561 | tiny plastic Felonia | 8 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #647 | tiny plastic G Imp | 11 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #28 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 4 |
| #23 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 23 |
| #217 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 28 |
| #533 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 13 |
| #97 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 36 |
| #505 | tiny plastic Hellion | 14 |
| #599 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 12 |
| #31 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 18 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #496 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 9 |
| #418 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 16 |
| #646 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 11 |
| #656 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 11 |
| #642 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 11 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #376 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 3 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #735 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 5 |
| #1042 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 7 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Professor What | 3 |
| #434 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 16 |
| #480 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 5 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #543 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 8 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #593 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 12 |
| #641 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 11 |
| #25 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 5 |
| #681 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 7 |
| #486 | tiny plastic The Man | 9 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #666 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 11 |
| #167 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 15 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #462 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 15 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #432 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 10 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #946 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 8 |
| #219 | tiny plastic angry goat | 66 |
| #385 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 11 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #344 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 19 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #417 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 17 |
| #324 | tiny plastic astronomer | 20 |
| #343 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 44 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #355 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 43 |
| #495 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 9 |
| #579 | tiny plastic beanbat | 12 |
| #659 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 6 |
| #577 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 7 |
| #529 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 8 |
| #358 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 11 |
| #750 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 5 |
| #950 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 3 |
| #321 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 45 |
| #375 | tiny plastic blooper | 18 |
| #644 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 11 |
| #416 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 16 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 2 |
| #764 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 5 |
| #5 | tiny plastic caboose | 22 |
| #835 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 4 |
| #22 | tiny plastic chem lab | 2 |
| #51 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 11 |
| #4 | tiny plastic coal car | 22 |
| #321 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 46 |
| #240 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 56 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #505 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 9 |
| #401 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 17 |
| #366 | tiny plastic demoninja | 18 |
| #4 | tiny plastic dining car | 22 |
| #234 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 16 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #608 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 12 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #331 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 20 |
| #147 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 41 |
| #462 | tiny plastic fire servant | 5 |
| #719 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 10 |
| #23 | tiny plastic food lab | 2 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #536 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 13 |
| #280 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 49 |
| #171 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 79 |
| #275 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 51 |
| #533 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 13 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #856 | tiny plastic goth giant | 9 |
| #324 | tiny plastic grue | 45 |
| #580 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 12 |
| #183 | tiny plastic hermit | 18 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #270 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 54 |
| #959 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 3 |
| #295 | tiny plastic killer bee | 49 |
| #538 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 13 |
| #325 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 45 |
| #267 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 55 |
| #443 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 15 |
| #4 | tiny plastic locomotive | 22 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #600 | tiny plastic moneybee | 7 |
| #277 | tiny plastic mosquito | 53 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #541 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 8 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #699 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 11 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #4 | tiny plastic passenger car | 22 |
| #160 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 20 |
| #878 | tiny plastic peacannon | 2 |
| #23 | tiny plastic primary lab | 2 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #240 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 60 |
| #192 | tiny plastic sauceror | 18 |
| #764 | tiny plastic scary clown | 10 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #588 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 8 |
| #6 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 17 |
| #576 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 12 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #607 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 12 |
| #304 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 8 |
| #424 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 16 |
| #224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 63 |
| #749 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 10 |
| #249 | tiny plastic stab bat | 57 |
| #330 | tiny plastic star starfish | 45 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #176 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 45 |
| #504 | tiny plastic taco cat | 14 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #679 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 3 |
| #402 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 16 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #343 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 12 |
| #556 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 13 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #487 | tiny plastic warwelf | 14 |
| #436 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 16 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #365 | tiny plastic zmobie | 18 |
| #19 | wang | 1,111 |
| 🥉 | white arm towel | 22 |
| #123 | white tulip | 1 |
| #27 | whoopie cushion | 684 |
| #28 | wind-up chattering teeth | 645 |
| #24 | x-ray specs | 668 |
| #35 | yellow snowcone | 628 |