| #74 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 22 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbuck | 3,353 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #145 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #270 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 22 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #137 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 5 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #1308 | baconstone | 5 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #586 | black plastic oyster egg | 8 |
| #1182 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #153 | blue paisley oyster egg | 19 |
| #749 | blue plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #840 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #665 | blue striped oyster egg | 7 |
| #386 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #3067 | box of sunshine | 27 |
| #1721 | brick | 8 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #333 | bunch of bananas | 12 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #272 | centipede eggs | 11 |
| #34 | cocoa egg | 513 |
| #461 | crazy little Turkish delight | 17 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1628 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #209 | disease | 77 |
| #3267 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #337 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #97 | ghuol egg | 285 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #2127 | golden ring | 34 |
| #2675 | grue egg | 7 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #866 | hamethyst | 9 |
| #1278 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #1094 | killing feather | 40 |
| #280 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #939 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1119 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1293 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1188 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #939 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1233 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1676 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #876 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #433 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 11 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #106 | plexiglass pikestaff | 3 |
| #1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #727 | porquoise | 10 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1070 | puce plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #441 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 9 |
| #1057 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #356 | red paisley oyster egg | 9 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #838 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #228 | red striped oyster egg | 12 |
| #209 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #786 | robotronic egg | 37 |
| #1617 | rogue swarmer | 37 |
| #1960 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #212 | rusty hedge trimmers | 1 |
| #1548 | sawblade fragment | 36 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1486 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1787 | unstable laser battery | 30 |
| #1266 | vibrating cyborg knife | 6 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #442 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #862 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |