| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #535 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #533 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #503 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #82 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #91 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1215 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #358 | Goodfella contract | 85 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #134 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #627 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #250 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #409 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
| #772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #137 | baneful bandolier | 1 |
| #700 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #56 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #200 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #2802 | handful of confetti | 9 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| #16 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #308 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #282 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #33 | rusty metal greaves | 1 |
| #308 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #697 | sleeping stocking | 2 |
| #10 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 10 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #950 | spectre scepter | 33 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1032 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |