| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1562 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #242 | New Zealand iced tea | 23 |
| #2357 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #80 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#1) | 1 |
| #78 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#2) | 1 |
| #68 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#3) | 1 |
| #72 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1) | 1 |
| #79 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3) | 1 |
| #76 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1) | 1 |
| #80 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2) | 1 |
| #78 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3) | 1 |
| #77 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#3) | 1 |
| #86 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#1) | 1 |
| #79 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#2) | 1 |
| #62 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#3) | 1 |
| #45 | ancient hot dog wrapper | 1 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #634 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #120 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #7433 | badass belt | 1 |
| #172 | ballast turtle | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #253 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1945 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #176 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #694 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #95 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #414 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #803 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #770 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #5 | tortoise's blessing | 3,000 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #196 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #286 | turtlemail bits | 1 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1584 | yo | 3 |