lordgooberhardcore

RankItemQuantity
#2353Baron von Ratsworth's monocle4
#271Blue Diamond of Honesty2
#232Boris's key lime1
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#1990Boss Bat britches3
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#1557Codpiece of the Goblin King3
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#1368Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#320Danglin' Chad's loincloth2
#406Goodfella contract64
#1440Green Clover of Justice1
#1288Iron Beta of Industry2
#86Lead Zeta of Chastity2
#2513Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet5
#347Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#1574Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#872Orange Star of Sacrifice2
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
#232Purple Horseshoe of Honor1
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#250Uranium Omega of Temperance1
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#2460badass belt20
#504bag of lard2
#677banana-frosted king cake3
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#980borg sock monkey1
#565bottle of Mystic Shell1
#670bottle of antifreeze1
#4836box of sunshine8
#956can of spinach1
#2111chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#1795clown hammer1
#3274club necklace1
#919cyborg doll1
#1245cyborg stompin' boot2
#1106delicious salad11
#2467diamond necklace2
#220digital key lime1
#1475disassembled clover2
#1730duct tape5
#4232easter egg balloon2
#761fake blood1
#206flashing novelty button5
#4736fuzzy dice1
#3460handful of confetti5
#1588immense cyborg hand3
#1662killing feather28
#737laser-broiled pear12
#2263obsidian dagger4
#896orange glowstick2
#1756oversized fish scaler2
#531poltergeist-in-the-jar-o1
#1721polyalloy shield2
#1142pork elf goodies sack3
#421purple glowstick3
#1742rogue swarmer34
#3637rubber WWBD? bracelet1
#2797rubber WWJD? bracelet2
#2766rubber WWSPD? bracelet2
#3648rubber WWtNSD? bracelet1
#1548sawblade fragment36
#1031sawblade shield1
#190six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola1
#3791spectre scepter1
#2492stuffed Cheshire bitten19
#2884stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech16
#3034stuffed angry cow15
#2883stuffed astral badger16
#3404stuffed baby gravy fairy13
#3296stuffed cocoabo13
#3428stuffed flaming gravy fairy13
#4055stuffed frozen gravy fairy10
#3241stuffed hand turkey14
#3778stuffed mind flayer11
#1715stuffed ninja snowman1
#4049stuffed scary death orb10
#2794stuffed sleazy gravy fairy17
#3268stuffed snowy owl13
#3238stuffed spooky gravy fairy14
#5299stuffed stinky gravy fairy6
#2812stuffed undead elbow macaroni17
#391tasty tart3
#535teeny-tiny magic scroll1
#352tiny bottle of absinthe42
#2848tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf2
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#6226tiny plastic Cheshire bat2
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#2168tiny plastic G Imp3
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#2826tiny plastic Iiti Kitty2
#3871tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#3861tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#2056tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski2
#2059tiny plastic The Man2
#3856tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#2857tiny plastic angry bugbear2
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#3942tiny plastic anime smiley1
#2790tiny plastic apathetic lizardman2
#2138tiny plastic astronomer3
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#6142tiny plastic barrrnacle2
#2795tiny plastic blooper2
#3954tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3907tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3177tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#2768tiny plastic demoninja2
#3876tiny plastic drunk goat1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#2137tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus3
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#6232tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick2
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#2112tiny plastic handsome mariachi3
#6148tiny plastic howling balloon monkey2
#2823tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box2
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#3837tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#2800tiny plastic ninja snowman2
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#6132tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime2
#2644tiny plastic sauceror2
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#2816tiny plastic smarmy pirate2
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#6200tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton2
#2825tiny plastic spooky vampire2
#6128tiny plastic stab bat2
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#2107tiny plastic whitesnake3
#3846tiny plastic zmobie1
#599tropical paperweight1
#1941unstable laser battery27
#896worthless gewgaw1
#1042worthless knick-knack1
#784worthless trinket1

Wow, that's 712 items total!

what items are this player missing?