thanthos

RankItemQuantity
#1743Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air1
#1732Cloaca grenade1
#1496Cloaca-Cola1
#1153Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#864Cold Hots candy3
#1830Crimboween memo3
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#1670Dyspepsi grenade1
#2053Dyspepsi-Cola1
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#524Gummi-Gnauga3
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#261Mae West with a fly in it1
#2244Mob Penguin cellular phone1
#615Mob Penguin protection contract1
#2452Mr. Mediocrebar3
#571Now and Earlier3
#1464Retenez L'Herbe Paté1
#2431Rock Pops3
#927Senior Mints3
#482Sugar Cog3
#848Time Juice7
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#2405Valentine1
#527Valentine's Day cake1
#1145Wint-O-Fresh mint6
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#539Yummy Tummy bean371
#407alphabet gum3
#2605anniversary gift box1
#538arrow'd heart balloon1
#306aspirin3
#967astral mushroom3
#1312ball3
#340bell-shaped Crimbo cookie3
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#1654blood flower1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
🥈blue ribbon1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#320blue-frosted astral cupcake3
#1073bottle of single-barrel whiskey1
#163bow3
#6256box of sunshine3
#180box-in-the-box-in-the-box1
#1080brine6
#74briny vinegar3
#249calle de miel with a fly in it1
#1977can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce3
#760candied kobold3
#1964candied yams3
#621candy brain3
#3615candy cane3
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#1012doll house3
#395double daisy1
#656duck-on-a-string3
#905dwarf bread3
#2058eggnog3
#871empty blowgun1
#969fancy chocolate3
#1747felt3
#330foie gras3
#2467fruitcake3
#1632ghost cucumber4
#2822gingerbread bugbear3
#365gloomy mushroom wine1
#393gnauga hide11
#1916googly eye3
#325green-frosted astral cupcake3
#1743herbal stuffing3
#87homeopathic healing powder3
#201hot stuffing1
#121ice stein3
#1282iron pasta spoon1
#1412kite3
#1898kneecapping stick1
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#1449length of string3
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#570lovecat tail1
#2077mafia aria1
#235mandarina colada with a fly in it1
#520marionette3
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#487miniature stuffed Goth Giant1
#176munchies pill3
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#278oily mushroom wine1
#318orange-frosted astral cupcake3
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#1890oyster basket1
#236perpendicular hula with a fly in it1
#1683pet rock3
#1882pet rock "Snooty" disguise1
#495petrified time1
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#288pink-frosted astral cupcake3
#1498pixellated candy heart3
#754plastic passion fruit1
#2037pretty flower1
#246prussian cathouse with a fly in it1
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#365purple-frosted astral cupcake3
#659rag doll3
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#182rockin' wagon with a fly in it1
#104sequined fez1
#238slap and tickle with a fly in it1
#694sleeping snowy owl3
#713sock monkey3
#1388spectral pickle1
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#1394stone of eXtreme power1
#8937stuffed Cheshire bitten1
#8861stuffed angry cow1
#8948stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#8831stuffed cocoabo1
#2012stuffed doppelshifter3
#7874stuffed hand turkey2
#8882stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#8878stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#8891stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#1831stuffing3
#456sugar-coated pine cone3
#1487support cummerbund1
#223tangarita with a fly in it1
#1316teddy bear3
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#1903tofurkey gravy3
#1885tofurkey leg3
#1238top3
#517toy soldier3
#650toy train3
#1474toy wheel3
#316tree-shaped Crimbo cookie3
#1437vinegar4
#743wooden block3
#328wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie3
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1
#1885yo-yo3
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 728 items total!

what items are this player missing?