| #760 | Amulet of Yendor | 19 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1175 | clown hammer | 12 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #807 | defective skull | 19 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #530 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 54 |
| #415 | fake fake vomit | 78 |
| #948 | fake hand | 19 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| 🥇 | ion grid | 43,050 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #498 | joybuzzer | 61 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #602 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 48 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #640 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 36 |
| #703 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 40 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #458 | rubber emo roe | 71 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #502 | whoopie cushion | 65 |
| #1127 | wind-up chattering teeth | 18 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #858 | x-ray specs | 14 |
| #913 | yellow snowcone | 31 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |