| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #424 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #752 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #37 | Mae West | 62 |
| #60 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 130 |
| #297 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 9 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #13 | Miniborg hiveminder | 21 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #231 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #48 | astronaut pants | 142 |
| #11 | awful poetry journal | 72,187 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #337 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #93 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #35 | borg sock monkey | 66 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #137 | bunch of bananas | 41 |
| #67 | bungle in the jungle | 24 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #1439 | candied yams | 5 |
| #223 | candy cane | 170 |
| #410 | candy stake | 14 |
| #406 | capacitor relay | 29 |
| #411 | carbon nanotube frame | 29 |
| #272 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #433 | cream pie | 1 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1245 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| #2467 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #376 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #229 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #1838 | eggnog | 4 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #553 | evil teddy bear | 24 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #750 | fake plastic grass | 2 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #992 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 7 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1303 | fancy dress ball | 6 |
| #975 | fire | 4 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #275 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #1272 | fruitcake | 12 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #556 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #1555 | gingerbread bugbear | 10 |
| #790 | gingerbread horror | 8 |
| #518 | golden ring | 43 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #535 | green beer | 23 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #2505 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #68 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 48 |
| #166 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 24 |
| #594 | immense cyborg hand | 7 |
| #739 | incredibly creepy marionette | 3 |
| #275 | ion grid | 49 |
| #1883 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #507 | killer rag doll | 5 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #361 | lemon meringue pie | 1 |
| #624 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #265 | logic synthesizer | 47 |
| #89 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 2 |
| #743 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 3 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #275 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 2 |
| #83 | monomolecular yo-yo | 650 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #292 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #871 | patent leather shoes | 5 |
| #174 | peach pie | 2 |
| #190 | pear tart | 1 |
| #1044 | penguin thesaurus | 4 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #997 | pet rock | 7 |
| #1559 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 4 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #414 | polyalloy shield | 8 |
| #1199 | possessed top | 4 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #949 | prehistoric spear | 3 |
| #485 | pretty bouquet | 2 |
| #191 | quantum polarity inducer | 20 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #324 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 27 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2794 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #187 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 24 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1891 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1157 | spooky stuffing | 3 |
| #338 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #520 | stick-on-a-string | 8 |
| #319 | strawberry pie | 1 |
| #2020 | string of blue beads | 2 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1831 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #432 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #673 | toothsome rock | 14 |
| #890 | toy crazy train | 9 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #44 | toy jet pack | 139 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #977 | toy mercenary | 5 |
| #20 | toy ray gun | 373 |
| #47 | toy space helmet | 161 |
| #666 | tree-eating kite | 44 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #388 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #583 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 16 |
| #713 | vibrating cyborg knife | 9 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1610 | whoopie cushion | 4 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1428 | yo | 4 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |