| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #393 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #37 | Mae West | 62 |
| #60 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 130 |
| #296 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 9 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #13 | Miniborg hiveminder | 21 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #48 | astronaut pants | 142 |
| #11 | awful poetry journal | 72,187 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #92 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #36 | borg sock monkey | 66 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #137 | bunch of bananas | 41 |
| #67 | bungle in the jungle | 24 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #1440 | candied yams | 5 |
| #221 | candy cane | 170 |
| #407 | candy stake | 14 |
| #406 | capacitor relay | 29 |
| #410 | carbon nanotube frame | 29 |
| #272 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #432 | cream pie | 1 |
| #493 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| #2464 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #369 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #228 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #1840 | eggnog | 4 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #553 | evil teddy bear | 24 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #750 | fake plastic grass | 2 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #993 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 7 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1302 | fancy dress ball | 6 |
| #971 | fire | 4 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #274 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #1271 | fruitcake | 12 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #555 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #1555 | gingerbread bugbear | 10 |
| #790 | gingerbread horror | 8 |
| #518 | golden ring | 43 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #535 | green beer | 23 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #2504 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #68 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 48 |
| #166 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 24 |
| #595 | immense cyborg hand | 7 |
| #739 | incredibly creepy marionette | 3 |
| #275 | ion grid | 49 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #506 | killer rag doll | 5 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #362 | lemon meringue pie | 1 |
| #623 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #265 | logic synthesizer | 47 |
| #89 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 2 |
| #744 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 3 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #275 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 2 |
| #83 | monomolecular yo-yo | 650 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #292 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #871 | patent leather shoes | 5 |
| #175 | peach pie | 2 |
| #190 | pear tart | 1 |
| #1044 | penguin thesaurus | 4 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #998 | pet rock | 7 |
| #1561 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 4 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #414 | polyalloy shield | 8 |
| #1197 | possessed top | 4 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #949 | prehistoric spear | 3 |
| #484 | pretty bouquet | 2 |
| #191 | quantum polarity inducer | 20 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #323 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 27 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #187 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 24 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1157 | spooky stuffing | 3 |
| #337 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #520 | stick-on-a-string | 8 |
| #320 | strawberry pie | 1 |
| #2020 | string of blue beads | 2 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1830 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #432 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #674 | toothsome rock | 14 |
| #889 | toy crazy train | 9 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #44 | toy jet pack | 139 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #978 | toy mercenary | 5 |
| #20 | toy ray gun | 373 |
| #47 | toy space helmet | 161 |
| #665 | tree-eating kite | 44 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #389 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #582 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 16 |
| #714 | vibrating cyborg knife | 9 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1611 | whoopie cushion | 4 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1428 | yo | 4 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |