| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #106 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 1 |
| #1830 | Crimboween memo | 3 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #1166 | Feynman gate | 5 |
| #170 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #30 | Folder Holder | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #1043 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 5 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1006 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1082 | astronaut pants | 5 |
| #559 | atomic vector plotter | 5 |
| #492 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1216 | capacitor relay | 5 |
| #1278 | carbon nanotube frame | 5 |
| #527 | computronic processing unit | 5 |
| #726 | evil googly eye | 5 |
| #1508 | evil teddy bear | 5 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1417 | fancy dress ball | 5 |
| #232 | fat loot token | 12 |
| #504 | filthy lucre | 77 |
| #857 | fire | 5 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #766 | green glowstick | 2 |
| #506 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 5 |
| #530 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 5 |
| #553 | incredibly creepy marionette | 5 |
| #1263 | ion grid | 5 |
| #548 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #507 | killer rag doll | 5 |
| #1188 | logic synthesizer | 5 |
| #559 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 5 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #1235 | pet rock | 5 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #1010 | possessed top | 5 |
| #690 | prehistoric spear | 5 |
| #517 | quantum polarity inducer | 5 |
| #1204 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 5 |
| #490 | recursive spline reticulator | 5 |
| #547 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 5 |
| #748 | [2108]rock | 5 |
| #545 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 5 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1248 | spooky felt | 5 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1321 | spooky length of string | 5 |
| #915 | spooky stuffing | 5 |
| #850 | spooky toy wheel | 5 |
| #1049 | spooky wooden block | 5 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #469 | stick | 5 |
| #686 | stick-on-a-string | 5 |
| #1289 | stringy sinew | 5 |
| #2386 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 7 |
| #2770 | stuffed Meat | 3 |
| #1273 | stuffed alien blob | 5 |
| #1873 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #2531 | stuffed key | 2 |
| #1461 | stuffed martini | 3 |
| #2627 | stuffed mink | 4 |
| #2313 | stuffed monocle | 8 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3953 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #2226 | stuffed teddy butler | 9 |
| #2472 | stuffed tin of caviar | 6 |
| #2208 | stuffed treasure chest | 5 |
| #511 | sub-molecular interocitor | 5 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6098 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #709 | tooth | 5 |
| #1398 | toothsome rock | 5 |
| #1202 | toy crazy train | 5 |
| #1072 | toy jet pack | 5 |
| #977 | toy mercenary | 5 |
| #1194 | toy ray gun | 5 |
| #1142 | toy space helmet | 5 |
| #2135 | tree-eating kite | 5 |
| #1255 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #649 | wheel | 5 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #1254 | yo | 5 |