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| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #78 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 12 |
| #78 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 2 |
| #88 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 8 |
| #156 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 5 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #46 | Chorale of Companionship | 2 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 2 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #356 | Kissin' Cousins | 3 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #133 | Let Me Be! | 9 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #159 | Maxing, Relaxing | 6 |
| #77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #477 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 2 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #201 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 6 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #324 | Summer Nights | 4 |
| #207 | Tales from the Fireside | 5 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #110 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #127 | Travels with Jerry | 7 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #677 | banana-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #27 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #293 | bed of coals | 3 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #268 | blue glowstick | 6 |
| #371 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 12 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #325 | chintzy noodle ring | 2 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #865 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 10 |
| #530 | comfy coffin | 2 |
| #131 | concentrated garbage juice | 6 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #244 | deadly lampshade | 4 |
| #399 | decaying goldfish liver | 9 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #244 | dusty animal jawbone | 1 |
| #290 | dusty eighth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #304 | dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #291 | dusty fifth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #301 | dusty first cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #302 | dusty fourth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #305 | dusty fourth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #300 | dusty left eleventh rib | 1 |
| #304 | dusty left femur | 1 |
| #285 | dusty left fibula | 1 |
| #322 | dusty left first rear claw | 1 |
| #293 | dusty left fourth rib | 1 |
| #303 | dusty left humerus | 1 |
| #291 | dusty left kneecap | 1 |
| #308 | dusty left ninth rib | 1 |
| #292 | dusty left scapula | 1 |
| #301 | dusty left second front claw | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left second rib | 1 |
| #309 | dusty left seventh rib | 1 |
| #277 | dusty left sixth rib | 1 |
| #295 | dusty left ulna | 1 |
| #309 | dusty right eighth rib | 1 |
| #308 | dusty right fibula | 1 |
| #304 | dusty right fifth rib | 1 |
| #310 | dusty right first front claw | 1 |
| #287 | dusty right first rib | 1 |
| #281 | dusty right fourth front claw | 1 |
| #306 | dusty right thumb | 1 |
| #290 | dusty right tibia | 1 |
| #310 | dusty sacral vertebrae | 1 |
| #283 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #270 | dusty seventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #292 | dusty sixth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #502 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #120 | epic wad | 5 |
| #87 | fancy canapés | 5 |
| #212 | filth-encrusted futon | 4 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #285 | frigid air mattress | 3 |
| #179 | gator skin | 51 |
| #427 | goatskin umbrella | 2 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #504 | happiness | 2 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #346 | lewd playing card | 7 |
| #107 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| 🥇 | mayfly bait necklace | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #205 | sewer nuggets | 132 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #477 | yohohoyo | 2 |