| #15 | 5-ball | 1,583 |
| #232 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #423 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1011 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #204 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #212 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #968 | banana | 2 |
| #99 | black velvet box | 8 |
| #2945 | box of sunshine | 30 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #818 | catgut | 1 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #395 | dense meat stack | 250 |
| #1628 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #836 | evil googly eye | 4 |
| #150 | eye of newt | 105 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #773 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #1158 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1934 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #1375 | ion grid | 4 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1228 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #988 | papaya | 1 |
| #258 | peach | 1 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #1153 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #1784 | porquoise | 2 |
| #273 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #414 | pretty bouquet | 3 |
| #188 | really really sticky spider web | 1 |
| #177 | salamander spleen | 84 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #2494 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #224 | squashed frog | 79 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1004 | stringy sinew | 8 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #743 | wooden block | 3 |
| #896 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1042 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #1377 | yellow candy heart | 1 |