| #18 | 17-ball | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #754 | Ent cider | 5 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #135 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #89 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #464 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #1189 | candy cane | 28 |
| #334 | candy kneecapping stick | 6 |
| #826 | canteen of wine | 25 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #119 | cookie cookie | 5 |
| #84 | electrical thingamabob | 213 |
| #878 | elven limbos gingerbread | 12 |
| #725 | elven moonshine | 12 |
| #482 | elven suicide capsule | 31 |
| #972 | gingerbread bugbear | 22 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #316 | java cookie | 3 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #647 | knuckle sandwich | 30 |
| #2061 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #2042 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #1551 | penguin focaccia bread | 9 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #427 | petit fortran | 2 |
| #88 | plastic ingot | 256 |
| #2129 | rogue swarmer | 24 |
| #1954 | sawblade fragment | 26 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #682 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 2 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #62 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1110 | unstable DNA | 32 |
| #1788 | unstable laser battery | 30 |
| #167 | warbear gyro | 1 |