| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #634 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 2 |
| #1737 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbough | 1 |
| #189 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 4 |
| #159 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 4 |
| #75 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 9 |
| #127 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 3 |
| #58 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 6 |
| #51 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 8 |
| #39 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 8 |
| #80 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 13 |
| #58 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 14 |
| #179 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 3 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #113 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #524 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 4 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #54 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 2 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #737 | astronaut pants | 10 |
| #627 | atomic vector plotter | 4 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #1722 | bag of airline peanuts | 2 |
| #146 | banana | 51 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #197 | banana-frosted king cake | 13 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #272 | begpwnia | 6 |
| #83 | beholed bedsheet | 8 |
| #631 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 3 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #95 | blue glowstick | 15 |
| #30 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 22 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #485 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 2 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #2369 | brick | 2 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #127 | bunch of bananas | 44 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #111 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #481 | capacitor relay | 22 |
| #510 | carbon nanotube frame | 21 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #169 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 12 |
| #1499 | clown hammer | 4 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #818 | clown skin | 1 |
| #115 | clown whip | 1 |
| #185 | clown wig | 1 |
| #238 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #111 | clownskin buckler | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1714 | fake fake vomit | 3 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1148 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 5 |
| #161 | fancy canapés | 3 |
| #305 | flashing novelty button | 4 |
| #164 | giant glass of brandy | 3 |
| #1194 | green beer | 6 |
| #540 | green glowstick | 3 |
| #273 | half-orchid | 6 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #301 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 10 |
| #657 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 3 |
| #60 | imitation crab zoea | 1 |
| #739 | incredibly creepy marionette | 3 |
| #100 | invisible bag | 8 |
| #569 | ion grid | 20 |
| #692 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 3 |
| #609 | jar of swamp gas | 40 |
| #1832 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1633 | joybuzzer | 3 |
| #380 | lesser grodulated violet | 2 |
| #11 | liar's pants | 1 |
| #144 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #498 | logic synthesizer | 20 |
| #744 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 3 |
| #1895 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #3426 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #106 | outrageous sombrero | 2 |
| #1185 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #1654 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #388 | pink glowstick | 6 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #92 | powdered toad horn | 3 |
| #548 | prehistoric spear | 7 |
| #116 | purple glowstick | 14 |
| #689 | quantum polarity inducer | 3 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #643 | recursive spline reticulator | 3 |
| #697 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 3 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1772 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #935 | spooky eggnog | 6 |
| #409 | spooky felt | 24 |
| #20 | spooky hockey mask | 49 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #640 | spooky toy wheel | 8 |
| #1326 | spooky wooden block | 3 |
| #7809 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #6263 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #5707 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #5800 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #5276 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6163 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #4955 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4944 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #5743 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #6284 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #471 | stuffed ninja snowman | 10 |
| #7018 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #4592 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #6189 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #6322 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7762 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5312 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #649 | sub-molecular interocitor | 3 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #161 | thermos of brew | 3 |
| #5 | third-hand nunchaku | 670 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #378 | tin magnolia | 2 |
| #98 | tin star | 3 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1158 | toothsome rock | 7 |
| #1557 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #725 | toy jet pack | 10 |
| #1283 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #812 | toy ray gun | 10 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #902 | toy space helmet | 8 |
| #2136 | tree-eating kite | 5 |
| #348 | upsy daisy | 4 |
| #1051 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 7 |
| #129 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 12 |
| #1752 | whoopie cushion | 2 |
| #1751 | wind-up chattering teeth | 3 |
| #93 | witch hat | 8 |
| #70 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #1331 | x-ray specs | 2 |
| #286 | yellow glowstick | 5 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |