| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #94 | Accordion of Jordion | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #57 | Belt of Howling Anger | 9 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #202 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #225 | CRIMBCO mug | 67 |
| #76 | CRIMBCO wine | 84 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #416 | Chroner | 27 |
| #121 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 3 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #47 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 86 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #275 | Elf Guard MPC | 6 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #182 | Freddy Kruegerand | 17 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #197 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #20 | Gene Tonic: Demon | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #87 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 5 |
| #128 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 3 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #2761 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #480 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #77 | Shield of Icy Fate | 6 |
| #80 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#1) | 1 |
| #78 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#2) | 1 |
| #69 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#3) | 1 |
| #90 | Sword of Dark Omens | 5 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #127 | accord ion | 1 |
| #69 | accordion file | 1 |
| #118 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #148 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #120 | autocalliope | 1 |
| #4171 | badass belt | 8 |
| #118 | baritone accordion | 1 |
| #26 | bath ball gift set | 91 |
| #131 | beer-battered accordion | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #113 | bone bandoneon | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #458 | crystalline cheer | 9 |
| #93 | demon buckler | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #97 | demon whip | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #28 | demonic cow's blood | 1 |
| #58 | demonic paste | 1 |
| #112 | demonic surgical gloves | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #319 | donated booze | 20 |
| #247 | donated candy | 31 |
| #409 | donated food | 6 |
| #40 | dread tarragon | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #2702 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #98 | ghost accordion | 1 |
| #581 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #88 | guancertina | 1 |
| #45 | hand-carved bow | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #93 | hot wine | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #106 | lunar isotope | 750 |
| #449 | magical mystery juice | 10 |
| #69 | mama's squeezebox | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #32 | motivational poster | 88 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #106 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #2268 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #472 | old sweatpants | 146 |
| #304 | ornate picture frame | 3 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #81 | peace accordion | 1 |
| #82 | pentatonic accordion | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #79 | pygmy concertinette | 1 |
| #588 | red class ring | 11 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #68 | shadow sausage | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #32 | slow jam collection | 88 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #255 | spangly sombrero | 1 |
| #2769 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #433 | stuffed mind flayer | 95 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #456 | white class ring | 13 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |
| #357 | wumpus hair | 3 |
| #28 | zombie mariachi pants | 1 |