| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #98 | Accordion of Jordion | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2035 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #56 | Belt of Howling Anger | 9 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #201 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #225 | CRIMBCO mug | 67 |
| #76 | CRIMBCO wine | 84 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #404 | Chroner | 27 |
| #121 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 3 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2409 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #47 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 86 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #2741 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1105 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #335 | Elf Guard MPC | 6 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #184 | Freddy Kruegerand | 17 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #196 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #20 | Gene Tonic: Demon | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #88 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 5 |
| #128 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 3 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #2770 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #478 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #873 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #76 | Shield of Icy Fate | 6 |
| #83 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#1) | 1 |
| #81 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#2) | 1 |
| #70 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#3) | 1 |
| #89 | Sword of Dark Omens | 5 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #68 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #916 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #132 | accord ion | 1 |
| #71 | accordion file | 1 |
| #121 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #152 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #124 | autocalliope | 1 |
| #3936 | badass belt | 9 |
| #121 | baritone accordion | 1 |
| #26 | bath ball gift set | 91 |
| #133 | beer-battered accordion | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #827 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #118 | bone bandoneon | 1 |
| #3679 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #108 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #254 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #471 | crystalline cheer | 9 |
| #93 | demon buckler | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #97 | demon whip | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #28 | demonic cow's blood | 1 |
| #58 | demonic paste | 1 |
| #114 | demonic surgical gloves | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #332 | donated booze | 20 |
| #259 | donated candy | 31 |
| #423 | donated food | 6 |
| #41 | dread tarragon | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #233 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #2702 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1175 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #73 | fried air | 31 |
| #1458 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #100 | ghost accordion | 1 |
| #592 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #15 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| #92 | guancertina | 1 |
| #45 | hand-carved bow | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #4479 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #102 | hot wine | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #107 | lunar isotope | 750 |
| #453 | magical mystery juice | 10 |
| #70 | mama's squeezebox | 1 |
| #18 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #92 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #32 | motivational poster | 88 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #109 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #2265 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #483 | old sweatpants | 147 |
| #307 | ornate picture frame | 3 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #84 | peace accordion | 1 |
| #85 | pentatonic accordion | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #81 | pygmy concertinette | 1 |
| #596 | red class ring | 11 |
| 🥇 | refurbished air fryer | 1 |
| #45 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #72 | shadow sausage | 1 |
| #17 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #32 | slow jam collection | 88 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #258 | spangly sombrero | 1 |
| #2776 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #1800 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #438 | stuffed mind flayer | 95 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #268 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #464 | white class ring | 13 |
| #844 | wrench bracelet | 2 |
| #358 | wumpus hair | 3 |
| #21 | zombie mariachi hat | 1 |
| #29 | zombie mariachi pants | 1 |