| #488 | Amulet of Yendor | 42 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #3368 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1518 | Bonerdagon necklace | 4 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1026 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #2321 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #1138 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #3767 | badass belt | 10 |
| #583 | bag of airline peanuts | 50 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1205 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #2729 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #31 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #745 | brick | 47 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #553 | clown hammer | 50 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #227 | cursed black pearl onion | 7 |
| #190 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 9 |
| #305 | cursed bottle of rum | 4 |
| #202 | cursed cannonball | 6 |
| #313 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 3 |
| #80 | cursed piece of thirteen | 17 |
| #293 | cursed sea biscuit | 4 |
| #350 | cursed voodoo skull | 2 |
| #428 | defective skull | 53 |
| #169 | delicious salad | 278 |
| #1147 | diamond necklace | 6 |
| #893 | duct tape | 25 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #75 | duct tape sword | 2 |
| #2969 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #424 | encoder ring | 39 |
| #509 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 59 |
| #566 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 49 |
| #868 | facsimile dictionary | 9 |
| #613 | fake fake vomit | 51 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #301 | filthy lucre | 115 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #695 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #3897 | grue egg | 3 |
| #514 | grue egg omelette | 3 |
| #3242 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #300 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 24 |
| #672 | jazz soap | 41 |
| #212 | jewelry-making pliers | 2 |
| #828 | joybuzzer | 30 |
| #321 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 22 |
| #531 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 57 |
| #2029 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #513 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 49 |
| #667 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 43 |
| #339 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 23 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #512 | radium-flavored potato chips | 74 |
| #1556 | roll of toilet paper | 13 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2225 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2766 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #637 | rubber emo roe | 49 |
| #295 | shingle | 22 |
| #129 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 2 |
| #2032 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #1978 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2382 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #3307 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 13 |
| #2633 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 18 |
| #3034 | stuffed angry cow | 15 |
| #2259 | stuffed astral badger | 22 |
| #4331 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #2842 | stuffed cocoabo | 16 |
| #2713 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 18 |
| #3804 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3241 | stuffed hand turkey | 14 |
| #2299 | stuffed mind flayer | 22 |
| #2810 | stuffed scary death orb | 17 |
| #3387 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 13 |
| #1997 | stuffed snowy owl | 25 |
| #2666 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 18 |
| #3358 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #2138 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 24 |
| #269 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 29 |
| #1686 | useless powder | 4 |
| #1289 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #615 | whoopie cushion | 50 |
| #626 | wind-up chattering teeth | 49 |
| #446 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 77 |
| #469 | worthless gewgaw | 8 |
| #178 | worthless knick-knack | 79 |
| #513 | worthless trinket | 4 |
| #698 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #432 | x-ray specs | 48 |
| #603 | yellow snowcone | 55 |