| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #373 | BGE shotglass | 18 |
| #308 | BGE temporary tattoo | 3 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1164 | CRIMBCO mug | 6 |
| #1047 | CRIMBCO scrip | 50 |
| #1269 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #1450 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #478 | Crimbuck | 2,100 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #116 | Eau de Guaneau | 5 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #545 | SPF 451 lip balm | 3 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #587 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 4 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #852 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #6256 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #2360 | candied yams | 2 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #897 | corpse on the beach | 5 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #246 | cottage | 1 |
| #745 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 6 |
| #801 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 5 |
| #865 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 3 |
| #931 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 2 |
| #846 | dusty bottle of Port | 4 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #1641 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #2813 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #3719 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #955 | pack of KWE trading card | 3 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #412 | rigid carapace | 10 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2767 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #891 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #551 | sleeping stocking | 4 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #7826 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #6982 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #7832 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #6373 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5189 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #7026 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7876 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #4274 | stuffed mind flayer | 9 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #4035 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 10 |
| #6999 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6286 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5783 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1238 | tofurkey gravy | 6 |
| #1236 | tofurkey leg | 6 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #343 | twitching claw | 12 |
| #1233 | unstable DNA | 26 |
| #109 | witch hat | 7 |