| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #373 | BGE shotglass | 18 |
| #308 | BGE temporary tattoo | 3 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1165 | CRIMBCO mug | 6 |
| #1048 | CRIMBCO scrip | 50 |
| #1267 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #1446 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #477 | Crimbuck | 2,100 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #115 | Eau de Guaneau | 5 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #545 | SPF 451 lip balm | 3 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #587 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 4 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #6253 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #2358 | candied yams | 2 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #895 | corpse on the beach | 5 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #246 | cottage | 1 |
| #743 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 6 |
| #799 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 5 |
| #863 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 3 |
| #930 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 2 |
| #844 | dusty bottle of Port | 4 |
| #1013 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #1637 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #3707 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #954 | pack of KWE trading card | 3 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #412 | rigid carapace | 10 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #551 | sleeping stocking | 4 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #6967 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #6358 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5175 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #7014 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #4264 | stuffed mind flayer | 9 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #4025 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 10 |
| #6984 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5773 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1237 | tofurkey gravy | 6 |
| #1235 | tofurkey leg | 6 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #343 | twitching claw | 12 |
| #1235 | unstable DNA | 26 |
| #108 | witch hat | 7 |