| #223 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 5 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #173 | CSA all-purpose soap | 1 |
| #180 | CSA bravery badge | 1 |
| #230 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 1 |
| #224 | CSA discount card | 1 |
| #342 | CSA fire-starting kit | 9 |
| #192 | CSA obedience grenade | 1 |
| #215 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 1 |
| #180 | Camp Scout pup tent | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #190 | bag of GORF | 2 |
| #220 | bag of GORP | 1 |
| #184 | bag of QWOP | 3 |
| #174 | beer-soaked mop | 2 |
| #447 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #220 | bird rib | 6 |
| #2866 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #67 | boiling seal blood | 11 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #464 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #208 | cold seal sweat | 11 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #9 | crumbling rat skull | 1,069 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #657 | disassembled clover | 54 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1318 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #742 | filthy lucre | 47 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #268 | foetid seal tear | 10 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #2540 | golden ring | 5 |
| #54 | half-baked potion | 80 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #2169 | killing feather | 12 |
| #2490 | laser-broiled pear | 9 |
| #1371 | lucky rabbit's foot | 3 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #851 | old sweatpants | 62 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #1957 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #740 | powdered candy sushi set | 2 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #153 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 7 |
| #530 | red plastic oyster egg | 9 |
| #1451 | rigid carapace | 2 |
| #1364 | robotronic egg | 12 |
| #2570 | rogue swarmer | 6 |
| #2294 | sawblade fragment | 12 |
| #2958 | shiny ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #864 | sweet mochi ball | 2 |
| #432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1921 | unstable DNA | 7 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #437 | wad of cotton | 6 |
| #219 | water purification pills | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |