| #152 | ASCII shirt | 16 |
| #1792 | Boss Bat britches | 4 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1199 | Corpse Island iced tea | 3 |
| #2459 | Crown of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #969 | Feynman gate | 8 |
| #122 | General Assembly Module | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1138 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1884 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #1715 | baconstone | 3 |
| #4406 | badass belt | 7 |
| #498 | banana-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #631 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2729 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #1280 | candied yams | 6 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #968 | carbon nanotube frame | 9 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| #20 | colorful plastic ball | 6,811 |
| #663 | computronic processing unit | 3 |
| #1027 | corpse on the beach | 4 |
| #1424 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #69 | cursed black pearl onion | 34 |
| #81 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 25 |
| #84 | cursed bottle of rum | 29 |
| #89 | cursed cannonball | 23 |
| #97 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 20 |
| #57 | cursed piece of thirteen | 21 |
| #109 | cursed sea biscuit | 18 |
| #78 | cursed voodoo skull | 28 |
| #840 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #2700 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #503 | evil googly eye | 9 |
| #1508 | evil teddy bear | 5 |
| #1439 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #492 | fancy seashell necklace | 2 |
| #976 | fire | 4 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1279 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #1292 | giant discarded plastic fork | 5 |
| #294 | giant foam finger | 7 |
| #1368 | giant pinky ring | 7 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #692 | golden ring | 40 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1648 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #656 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 3 |
| #387 | immense cyborg hand | 9 |
| #1111 | ion grid | 7 |
| 🥈 | kevlateflocite helmet | 1 |
| #591 | killing feather | 56 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1537 | logic synthesizer | 2 |
| #3075 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #598 | nanite-infested eggnog | 8 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
| #508 | oversized fish scaler | 9 |
| #418 | pack of KWE trading card | 8 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #513 | polyalloy shield | 7 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1763 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1290 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 6 |
| #2196 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2126 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #650 | sawblade fragment | 61 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #681 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 3 |
| #162 | shiny hood ornament | 7 |
| #1774 | shiny ring | 7 |
| #594 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1978 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #546 | spooky eggnog | 10 |
| #713 | spooky felt | 12 |
| #639 | spooky toy wheel | 8 |
| #2492 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 19 |
| #2884 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 16 |
| #2433 | stuffed angry cow | 20 |
| #4282 | stuffed astral badger | 9 |
| #3255 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #2315 | stuffed cocoabo | 21 |
| #3825 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3072 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 15 |
| #2796 | stuffed hand turkey | 17 |
| #3197 | stuffed mind flayer | 14 |
| #3091 | stuffed scary death orb | 15 |
| #2474 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 20 |
| #2492 | stuffed snowy owl | 19 |
| #3238 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #1458 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 5 |
| #3545 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #2688 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 18 |
| #649 | sub-molecular interocitor | 3 |
| #255 | tattered paper crown | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #62 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 99 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 100 |
| #68 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 49 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 58 |
| #54 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 95 |
| #62 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 48 |
| #54 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 61 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Felonia | 68 |
| #53 | tiny plastic G Imp | 92 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 87 |
| #52 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 104 |
| #63 | tiny plastic Hellion | 81 |
| #60 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 85 |
| #62 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 54 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 98 |
| #54 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 98 |
| #60 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 82 |
| #55 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 93 |
| #60 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 89 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 83 |
| #64 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 82 |
| #64 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 84 |
| #54 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 59 |
| #63 | tiny plastic The Man | 49 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 79 |
| #86 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 68 |
| #68 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 91 |
| #45 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 101 |
| #47 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 107 |
| #46 | tiny plastic astronomer | 121 |
| #54 | tiny plastic beanbat | 101 |
| #46 | tiny plastic blooper | 96 |
| #77 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 72 |
| #50 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 106 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #43 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 76 |
| #58 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 91 |
| #60 | tiny plastic demoninja | 98 |
| #56 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 94 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #60 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 80 |
| #61 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 95 |
| #56 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 94 |
| #73 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 75 |
| #67 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 86 |
| #73 | tiny plastic goth giant | 82 |
| #60 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 88 |
| #69 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 80 |
| #45 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 95 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #69 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 86 |
| #59 | tiny plastic scary clown | 93 |
| #62 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 88 |
| #75 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 79 |
| #64 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 85 |
| #72 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 83 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #64 | tiny plastic taco cat | 92 |
| #47 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 92 |
| #83 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 74 |
| #52 | tiny plastic warwelf | 81 |
| #62 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 90 |
| #57 | tiny plastic zmobie | 79 |
| #662 | tofurkey gravy | 13 |
| #703 | tofurkey leg | 12 |
| #821 | tooth | 4 |
| #1592 | toothsome rock | 4 |
| #1217 | toy jet pack | 4 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #2301 | tree-eating kite | 4 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #715 | unstable laser battery | 54 |
| #42 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 21 |
| #1266 | vibrating cyborg knife | 6 |
| #780 | wheel | 4 |
| #11 | wrench handle | 2 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |