| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #448 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #886 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #684 | Drowsy Sword | 25 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1568 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 13 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2751 | badass belt | 17 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1206 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #5528 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #870 | disco ball | 20 |
| #755 | disco mask | 23 |
| #1370 | drywall axe | 4 |
| #1241 | easter egg balloon | 20 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #648 | giant discarded bottlecap | 7 |
| #1080 | giant discarded plastic fork | 7 |
| #653 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 6 |
| #830 | giant pinky ring | 16 |
| #633 | gray bow tie | 10 |
| #2287 | handful of confetti | 13 |
| #877 | helmet turtle | 25 |
| #758 | immense cyborg hand | 6 |
| #457 | mariachi pants | 32 |
| #765 | obsidian dagger | 23 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #935 | pants of the Slug Lord | 3 |
| #142 | parasitic claw | 2 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #77 | parasitic strangleworm | 2 |
| #67 | parasitic tentacles | 2 |
| #825 | pasta spoon | 14 |
| #652 | patent leather shoes | 9 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #1136 | ravioli hat | 5 |
| #371 | saucepan | 124 |
| #519 | seal tooth | 18 |
| #593 | seal-clubbing club | 40 |
| #375 | seal-skull helmet | 29 |
| #891 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1606 | spectre scepter | 15 |
| #909 | stolen accordion | 19 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #962 | turtle totem | 19 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |