| #1273 | Amulet of Yendor | 3 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #265 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 9 |
| #888 | Bonerdagon necklace | 11 |
| #1108 | Boss Bat britches | 11 |
| #1071 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #97 | Crimbo ukulele | 2 |
| #383 | Crimboween memo | 25 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #338 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 25 |
| #11 | Radio KoL Keychain | 1 |
| #126 | Tiki lighter | 3 |
| #48 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 2 |
| #50 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 2 |
| #60 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 2 |
| #168 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 25 |
| #343 | astronaut pants | 25 |
| #3567 | badass belt | 11 |
| #1424 | bag of airline peanuts | 7 |
| #44 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 25 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #287 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 4 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #1936 | brick | 5 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #186 | candy stake | 25 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1498 | clown hammer | 4 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1295 | defective skull | 3 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #529 | evil teddy bear | 25 |
| #1503 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #1639 | fake fake vomit | 4 |
| #1355 | fake hand | 6 |
| #160 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 25 |
| #506 | fancy dress ball | 25 |
| #234 | fire | 25 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #175 | gingerbread horror | 25 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #250 | green glowstick | 7 |
| #2042 | grue egg | 11 |
| #96 | incredibly creepy marionette | 25 |
| #1510 | jazz soap | 4 |
| #1439 | joybuzzer | 6 |
| #83 | killer rag doll | 25 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #110 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 25 |
| #1561 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 4 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #291 | pet rock | 25 |
| #1652 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1714 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 2 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #222 | possessed top | 25 |
| #135 | prehistoric spear | 25 |
| #351 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 25 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1617 | rubber emo roe | 4 |
| #46 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 25 |
| #152 | spooky eggnog | 25 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1704 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #158 | stick-on-a-string | 25 |
| #230 | stuffed alien blob | 25 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #29 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 25 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 25 |
| #26 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 25 |
| #30 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 25 |
| #24 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 24 |
| #44 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 25 |
| #414 | toothsome rock | 25 |
| #388 | toy crazy train | 25 |
| #302 | toy jet pack | 25 |
| #294 | toy mercenary | 25 |
| #392 | toy ray gun | 25 |
| #357 | toy space helmet | 25 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #952 | tree-eating kite | 25 |
| #132 | tropical paperweight | 3 |
| #423 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 25 |
| #127 | wheel | 25 |
| #1750 | whoopie cushion | 2 |
| #1556 | wind-up chattering teeth | 6 |
| #1329 | x-ray specs | 2 |
| #1780 | yellow snowcone | 3 |
| #383 | yo | 25 |