| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #269 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| #73 | Boris's key lime pie | 19 |
| #445 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #366 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 2 |
| #115 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 692 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #646 | Instant Karma | 6 |
| #217 | Jack-in-the-box | 27 |
| #67 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 20 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #55 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 805 |
| #48 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 240 |
| #21 | Monstar energy beverage | 694 |
| #186 | Mountain Stream soda | 199 |
| #137 | Nardz energy beverage | 6 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #59 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 3 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #524 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 4 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #63 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 24 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #89 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 12 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #105 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 142 |
| #899 | baby killer bee | 8 |
| #1748 | badass belt | 31 |
| #605 | barrrnacle | 24 |
| #24 | beer bomb | 2,057 |
| #80 | blue pixel potion | 21 |
| #106 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 100 |
| #12 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 44 |
| #12 | carbonated soy milk | 726 |
| #184 | carbonated water lily | 39 |
| #177 | cast | 164 |
| #204 | cherry pie | 2 |
| #27 | cocoa egg | 685 |
| #35 | depantsing bomb | 246 |
| #82 | digital key lime pie | 18 |
| #1694 | evil teddy bear | 4 |
| #31 | exploding hacky-sack | 141 |
| #25 | filthy poultice | 595 |
| #1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #33 | gauze garter | 1,118 |
| #389 | ghuol egg quiche | 3 |
| #59 | green pixel potion | 24 |
| #3138 | grue egg | 5 |
| #799 | heart of the volcano | 7 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #197 | honey-dipped locust | 15 |
| #286 | lemon meringue pie | 2 |
| #440 | lihc eye pie | 3 |
| #442 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 2 |
| #14 | natural fennel soda | 517 |
| #83 | palm-frond fan | 4 |
| #29 | patchouli oil bomb | 143 |
| #46 | phonics down | 2,972 |
| #334 | pork elf goodies sack | 21 |
| #790 | really dense meat stack | 7 |
| #119 | really thick bandage | 2 |
| #49 | red pixel potion | 122 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #31 | sake bomb | 1,379 |
| #244 | sausage bomb | 5 |
| #378 | scented massage oil | 3 |
| #40 | scroll of drastic healing | 2,618 |
| #755 | shiny ring | 32 |
| #865 | solid gold bowling ball | 16 |
| #907 | squirming egg sac | 2 |
| #797 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #1125 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #931 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #73 | star key lime pie | 18 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #320 | strawberry pie | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #266 | tequila grenade | 16 |
| #62 | tiny house | 5,120 |
| #263 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 20 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #48 | water pipe bomb | 2,092 |