| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #430 | Bulky Buddy Box | 7 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| 🥈 | Comma Chameleon egg | 9 |
| #36 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 2 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #8 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #96 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #289 | Daffy Taffy | 112 |
| #149 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 5 |
| #44 | Ent cider | 464 |
| #34 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 2 |
| 🥈 | Grimacite glaive | 1 |
| #13 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 3 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #145 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #593 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 12 |
| #75 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #231 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #185 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 347 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #40 | Rock Pops | 1,524 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #802 | Senior Mints | 4 |
| #210 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #13 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 5 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1166 | Time Juice | 4 |
| #11 | Travoltan trousers | 3 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #89 | Valentine | 985 |
| #4 | Warehouse 23 crate | 1 |
| #502 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 23 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #45 | Yummy Tummy bean | 4,838 |
| #417 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 13 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #61 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 11 |
| #500 | antique hand mirror | 3 |
| #620 | astronaut pants | 12 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #222 | banana-frosted king cake | 12 |
| #276 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 6 |
| #338 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 14 |
| #265 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #42 | bow | 8 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1179 | brine | 4 |
| #179 | bunch of bananas | 30 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2205 | candy cane | 10 |
| #298 | candy stake | 18 |
| #386 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 17 |
| #135 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 74 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #212 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #537 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #11 | dandy lion cub | 3 |
| #145 | deck of tropical cards | 3 |
| #2467 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #345 | dishrag | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #83 | dwarf bread | 69 |
| #1220 | eggnog | 10 |
| #73 | especially salty dog | 10 |
| #571 | evil teddy bear | 23 |
| #353 | fancy bath salts | 32 |
| #397 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 15 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #12 | gasmask | 1 |
| #1206 | ghost cucumber | 18 |
| #1555 | gingerbread bugbear | 10 |
| #325 | gingerbread horror | 16 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #740 | iGoogly | 19 |
| #1000 | immense cyborg hand | 5 |
| #196 | jar of swamp gas | 344 |
| #85 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #698 | killing feather | 52 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #38 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 3 |
| #505 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 6 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #18 | miniature espresso maker | 24 |
| #3074 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #223 | nanofiber cloth | 28 |
| 🥉 | naughty paper shuriken | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #273 | oversized fish scaler | 12 |
| #1185 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #448 | pixellated candy heart | 33 |
| #861 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
| #937 | portable corkscrew | 6 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #130 | radio button candy | 9 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #951 | robotronic egg | 29 |
| #650 | rogue swarmer | 66 |
| #1160 | roll of toilet paper | 31 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2794 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #831 | sawblade fragment | 54 |
| #226 | severed rocking horse head | 2 |
| #332 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #382 | sock monkey | 7 |
| #2493 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #707 | spooky eggnog | 8 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #200 | stick of "gum" | 10 |
| #274 | strange shiny disc | 18 |
| #968 | string of blue beads | 12 |
| #1119 | string of green beads | 10 |
| #1209 | string of red beads | 9 |
| 🥈 | support cummerbund | 32,192 |
| #559 | theoretical string | 22 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #261 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 5 |
| #272 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 5 |
| #303 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 5 |
| #317 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 5 |
| #268 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 5 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #65 | tooth | 61 |
| #1081 | towel | 5 |
| #441 | toy crazy train | 21 |
| #724 | toy hoverpad | 14 |
| #606 | toy jet pack | 12 |
| #335 | toy maglev monorail | 4 |
| #977 | toy mercenary | 5 |
| #728 | toy ray gun | 11 |
| #634 | toy space helmet | 12 |
| #399 | tree-eating kite | 87 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #610 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 15 |
| #1487 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #1160 | vinegar | 12 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #69 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #42 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 2 |